Spirit Bomb
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Apr 22, 2017 8:04:00 GMT
In this thread, I want EACH and EVERY ONE of you to tell me what things in life piss you off!!! What things you consider horse shit!!!!
You guys wanna know what I consider horse shit?
-Eye drops. Not the kind your doctor perscribes for you when you have an eye infection. I'm talking about the regular, over-the-counter kind that don't require a perscription and are specifically designed to relieve dry eyes. These are a load of horse shit, for several reasons: 1: They're way overpriced; 2: They're essentially just tap water (and by that I mean like 99% water) with a very trivial amount of glycerin or some type of lubricant, meaning that you're essentially paying 5+$ for less than a fluid ounce of water; 3: They expire after about 60 days or so (the bottle even directs you to throw them out after they've been opened for too long!); 4: They're barely any more effective than cold tap water! I swear, every time I've bought eye drops they go unused, partially because my eyes don't even get irritated very often, and I end up throwing it away because it expires. What a waste of money! What a load of HORSE SHIT!! My advice is to just take cool showers instead of hot showers so your tear ducts don't lose moisture, and skip eye drops entirely. In my experience cold tap water works just fine as a relief for dry eyes anyways.
-Peanut butter. I've never found any type of peanut butter that works for me. Regular peanut butter doesn't give me enough energy, is supposedly bad for my health because it contains hydrogynized vegetable oil, and gives me mucus. The all-natural "stir" kind of peanut butters I've bought always seem to dry out quickly (even with the lid constantly tightly sealed). And the natural peanut butters that don't require any stirring usually contain palm oil as a main ingredient, which comes from palm oil plantations in Southeast Asia, an evil industry that's responsible for a very large majority of the deforestation of tropical rainforest in said part of the world. And a problem that occurs with ALL peanut butters is that it's fucking messy, sticks to everything and is a total bitch to clean up! My advice is to just say "screw it" and go with canned peanuts instead. That way you won't have to put up with any of the horse shit that comes with using peanut butter.
Now it's your turn to vent. :3
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stratogustav
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Post by stratogustav on Apr 22, 2017 8:38:38 GMT
STDs. It prevents millions of people from enjoying sex raw. Everyone wants to come inside and they can't because unless you have one single partner that is clean and loyal you are always at risk. So we are all forced to use condoms over and over again. We solved pregnancy, but this we can't solve. I'm sure there must be less trolish ways to control population growth.
I also dislike that everything about life is in code. Sure it makes it more interesting, but I don't see the point. Why hide something so important from the low level intellect? Wouldn't we have a better lifespam if everyone explicity knew their purpose? Of course it would. This whole level up selective illumination crap is completely overrated. Just drop it. Allow clarity. Nothing gets solved by delaying the inevitable with silly mind games.
I also dislike the need of maintenance. Everything from our bodies to what we make and even the environment where we live requires it. I get this whole Universal law that all structures are unstable serve a purpose, and that everything must keep changing. However having to fight that law constantly is a pain in the ass. Every single NES cartridge would still look brand new, every legacy console would still work. Sure some things are way too much to ask like relationships and things like that, but it would be lovely if we could have more control over to keep longer simple things like an ideal body mass index or the clean freshness of a shower.
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scipioafricanus
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
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Post by scipioafricanus on Apr 22, 2017 10:14:37 GMT
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Apr 22, 2017 10:33:33 GMT
Is this the 3rd party version of You Know What's Bullshit?
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Post by Peanut Butter on Apr 22, 2017 16:14:36 GMT
I'm not horse shit. You're horse shit.
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Post by Jelly on Apr 22, 2017 16:16:05 GMT
I'm not horse shit. You're horse shit. Oh there you go again. Getting all defensive. |
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Post by Peanut Butter on Apr 22, 2017 16:19:37 GMT
I'm not horse shit. You're horse shit. Oh there you go again. Getting all defensive. STOP SMOTHERING ME!!! This is why I'm crunchy as of late. I used to be smooth...I guess I'm being spread too thin. Maybe I should look up that sweet jam from back in the day. Hopefully she hasn't expired. What a tart. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Apr 22, 2017 17:16:25 GMT
What the hell is going on with all this unrelated horse shit?
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billspreston
Cheru Wing
I wrote Max Reebo's first 3 hits
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Post by billspreston on Apr 22, 2017 17:58:22 GMT
What the hell is going on with all this unrelated horse shit? That's some horse shit, man. You know what's horse shit? People that don't label ' Let's Play's as such. So when you search for gameplay footage of something, you get to 3 minutes in, and then this nasally high pitched guy with a lisp starts doing impressions and talking over the game you want to find out more about. I didn't search for Doki Doki Magiku Poop-tan Gaiden Plus R on Youtube just to stumble across some weeb talking over it. And it's usually the only footage of the game on Youtube, too. That is some serious horse shit right there. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Apr 22, 2017 18:35:25 GMT
What the hell is going on with all this unrelated horse shit? That's some horse shit, man. You know what's horse shit? People that don't label ' Let's Play's as such. So when you search for gameplay footage of something, you get to 3 minutes in, and then this nasally high pitched guy with a lisp starts doing impressions and talking over the game you want to find out more about. I didn't search for Doki Doki Magiku Poop-tan Gaiden Plus R on Youtube just to stumble across some weeb talking over it. And it's usually the only footage of the game on Youtube, too. That is some serious horse shit right there. Man, let' plays are so boring and overused. That market has been overstaturated for a long-ass time. |
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Apr 22, 2017 18:57:59 GMT
What the hell is going on with all this unrelated horse shit? That's some horse shit, man. You know what's horse shit? People that don't label ' Let's Play's as such. So when you search for gameplay footage of something, you get to 3 minutes in, and then this nasally high pitched guy with a lisp starts doing impressions and talking over the game you want to find out more about. I didn't search for Doki Doki Magiku Poop-tan Gaiden Plus R on Youtube just to stumble across some weeb talking over it. And it's usually the only footage of the game on Youtube, too. That is some serious horse shit right there. So someone finally found Balder 's old videos. |
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Balder
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Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on Apr 22, 2017 19:57:46 GMT
That's some horse shit, man. You know what's horse shit? People that don't label ' Let's Play's as such. So when you search for gameplay footage of something, you get to 3 minutes in, and then this nasally high pitched guy with a lisp starts doing impressions and talking over the game you want to find out more about. I didn't search for Doki Doki Magiku Poop-tan Gaiden Plus R on Youtube just to stumble across some weeb talking over it. And it's usually the only footage of the game on Youtube, too. That is some serious horse shit right there. So someone finally found Balder 's old videos. Just for the record: I never made Let's plays. |
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cobretti
Fire Shark Shinobi
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Post by cobretti on Apr 22, 2017 21:45:51 GMT
So someone finally found Balder 's old videos. Just for the record: I never made Let's plays. Or so we're led to believe... |
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Balder
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Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on Apr 22, 2017 23:13:28 GMT
Just for the record: I never made Let's plays. Or so we're led to believe... That's for me know, for you to find out. |
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Apr 23, 2017 0:24:29 GMT
billspreston hit the nail right in the head. Man, that sucks; most times, I've just read about an obscure game and am just curious to see how it looks and sounds, and then there's a squeaky voice all over the game's sounds. I'm not against the thing in itself (just don't see the appeal), but people could at least label their videos properly. Usually, when I look for a slightly better known game, there are five or six videos and at least four of them are hidden Let's Plays.
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