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Post by stratogustav on May 20, 2018 22:26:49 GMT
Maybe I was thinking of Return Of The Killer Tomatoes because I remember George Clooney on it. YouTube has both, but they charge. |
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Post by Cervantes on May 21, 2018 9:39:09 GMT
Balder and stratogustav - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes should be on everyone's list, it's a really funny movie. George Clooney is indeed in the sequel.
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Post by stratogustav on May 21, 2018 16:49:28 GMT
Balder and stratogustav - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes should be on everyone's list, it's a really funny movie. George Clooney is indeed in the sequel. I remember getting the creeps when I saw them with faces on the third movie. |
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Post by Balder on Jun 18, 2018 10:13:25 GMT
It's almost been a month since last update, but I'm still going at it. Here's my review of China O'Brien:
"Pretty bad all around except for the fight scenes, which are surprisingly pretty damn good all things considered. The story is incredibly generic and the whole movie feels very amateur-ish. Things like wobbly camera pans and overall unsteady camera movements just look very awkward. I mean the movie could be worse, but it is very obviously that it is low production and that the writer and director did not have any original ideas. Bad, but watchable." 2/5.
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Post by cobretti on Jun 20, 2018 16:18:20 GMT
It's almost been a month since last update, but I'm still going at it. Here's my review of China O'Brien: "Pretty bad all around except for the fight scenes, which are surprisingly pretty damn good all things considered. The story is incredibly generic and the whole movie feels very amateur-ish. Things like wobbly camera pans and overall unsteady camera movements just look very awkward. I mean the movie could be worse, but it is very obviously that it is low production and that the writer and director did not have any original ideas. Bad, but watchable." 2/5. I have a soft spot (or hard spot) for Cynthia Rothrock. I find her wildy attractive. I’m also weird. |
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Post by Balder on Aug 22, 2018 12:09:38 GMT
I just watched C.H.U.D., the first movie. I know it's not apart of this list, but I had to watch it before watching the sequel. I hate watching or playing sequels without seeing or playing the first in the series. Here's a review of it:
"Lame ass movie. It tries to be Jaws set in Manhattan. Some corporate business men tries to cover up a major disaster that is came from a monster(s) living beneath the surface. And it all backfires, naturally. The thing that distinguishes this movie from Jaws however, is everything else. Jaws is a god damn masterpiece, and C.H.U.D. is a piece of shit. No interesting characters, everything feels like a rip-off, a boring first hour before we even see the monsters etc. One small cool thing is the gore looks sort of good. Definitely not worth watching, too bad I need to watch the sequel." 1.5/5
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Post by cobretti on Aug 22, 2018 13:34:13 GMT
I just watched C.H.U.D., the first movie. I know it's not apart of this list, but I had to watch it before watching the sequel. I hate watching or playing sequels without seeing or playing the first in the series. Here's a review of it:
"Lame ass movie. It tries to be Jaws set in Manhattan. Some corporate business men tries to cover up a major disaster that is came from a monster(s) living beneath the surface. And it all backfires, naturally. The thing that distinguishes this movie from Jaws however, is everything else. Jaws is a god damn masterpiece, and C.H.U.D. is a piece of shit. No interesting characters, everything feels like a rip-off, a boring first hour before we even see the monsters etc. One small cool thing is the gore looks sort of good. Definitely not worth watching, too bad I need to watch the sequel." 1.5/5
Bud the Chud is a completely different vibe than the first. In fact, other than being called “Chud”, the two movies are completely unrelated and the monsters are also different. Watching the first is unnecessary to watch the second. The first Chud is a clunker. I know a lot of people disagree with me on this, but the first Chud is boring. Bud the Chud is superior. |
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Post by Balder on Aug 22, 2018 13:58:53 GMT
I just watched C.H.U.D., the first movie. I know it's not apart of this list, but I had to watch it before watching the sequel. I hate watching or playing sequels without seeing or playing the first in the series. Here's a review of it:
"Lame ass movie. It tries to be Jaws set in Manhattan. Some corporate business men tries to cover up a major disaster that is came from a monster(s) living beneath the surface. And it all backfires, naturally. The thing that distinguishes this movie from Jaws however, is everything else. Jaws is a god damn masterpiece, and C.H.U.D. is a piece of shit. No interesting characters, everything feels like a rip-off, a boring first hour before we even see the monsters etc. One small cool thing is the gore looks sort of good. Definitely not worth watching, too bad I need to watch the sequel." 1.5/5
Bud the Chud is a completely different vibe than the first. In fact, other than being called “Chud”, the two movies are completely unrelated and the monsters are also different. Watching the first is unnecessary to watch the second. The first Chud is a clunker. I know a lot of people disagree with me on this, but the first Chud is boring. Bud the Chud is superior. I'm going to watch the sequel pretty soon, but skipping over the original when it's so available would be a shame. |
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Post by Balder on Aug 26, 2018 16:56:02 GMT
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud: "I overall liked the concept way more in this movie compared to the original. They do not have anything in common really, but I still see this as slightly better. Still, this is also a rip-off, and really not very original. It is the old the whole town has become infected and some teenagers have to save the day. None of them are interesting. Not incredibly bad, but still a little shitty. Some slightly amusing scenes with the first zombie though." 2/5 not the worst in this list.
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Post by dschult3 on Aug 26, 2018 17:10:41 GMT
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud: "I overall liked the concept way more in this movie compared to the original. They do not have anything in common really, but I still see this as slightly better. Still, this is also a rip-off, and really not very original. It is the old the whole town has become infected and some teenagers have to save the day. None of them are interesting. Not incredibly bad, but still a little shitty. Some slightly amusing scenes with the first zombie though." 2/5 not the worst in this list. "A little shitty." -- Balder
That needs to be on the promotional poster.
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Post by Balder on Aug 26, 2018 18:07:51 GMT
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud: "I overall liked the concept way more in this movie compared to the original. They do not have anything in common really, but I still see this as slightly better. Still, this is also a rip-off, and really not very original. It is the old the whole town has become infected and some teenagers have to save the day. None of them are interesting. Not incredibly bad, but still a little shitty. Some slightly amusing scenes with the first zombie though." 2/5 not the worst in this list. "A little shitty." -- Balder
That needs to be on the promotional poster.
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Post by cobretti on Aug 26, 2018 18:55:45 GMT
"A little shitty." -- Balder
That needs to be on the promotional poster.
Zany hijinks are at least worth a star man. |
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Post by Balder on Sept 4, 2018 9:26:08 GMT
"Body Melt surprised me at first. It did not look like complete shit. The effects are awesome, the scene with the hillbillies was something dragged straight out of my favorite horror movie The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. But after that the movie stops making sense. It is still confusing to me how people got infected. How did they eat the pills? It seems like there are segments in this movie that do not anything to do with the main plot or the main characters. This movie could have been somewhat good, if I knew what was going on." 1.5/5
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Post by Balder on Sept 27, 2018 13:10:21 GMT
The Black Six: "The Black Six could have been an interesting film, but it is let down by awful execution. The pacing is so slow and nothing interesting really happens. It was interesting to watch a blaxploitation since I have never seen one before, but the movie itself was not interesting. The best part is definitely the groovy soundtrack. It is really a great soundtrack surprisingly." 1.5/5 didn't leave much of an impact on me.
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Post by cobretti on Sept 27, 2018 19:25:49 GMT
The Black Six: "The Black Six could have been an interesting film, but it is let down by awful execution. The pacing is so slow and nothing interesting really happens. It was interesting to watch a blaxploitation since I have never seen one before, but the movie itself was not interesting. The best part is definitely the groovy soundtrack. It is really a great soundtrack surprisingly." 1.5/5 didn't leave much of an impact on me. You being an NFL football fan would have to appreciate all the NFL football legends I’m the cast. I know one was a Steeler, and since you’re a big Browns fan that may burn your biscuits a bit, but that’s a lot of NFL football in that movie. |
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