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Post by Spirit Bomb on Jul 10, 2018 4:49:15 GMT
This week we are going to discuss the fictional drug dealer Sleazebaggano (full name Elan Sleazebaggano) from Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones. (suggested by: cobretti )  What do you think of him as a character? How do you feel about his character ark? Do you sympathize with him or do you find his actions contemptible? Discuss. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jul 10, 2018 5:50:24 GMT
This is the same guy who played Mouse in The Matrix. This whole thing is an Easter egg to the famous woman in red scene in The Matrix. And again Maestro, why so damn specific?
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Post by centipede on Jul 10, 2018 7:46:28 GMT
Spirit Bomb What's with the interest with one-shot Star Wars characters?
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Post by cobretti on Jul 10, 2018 10:46:25 GMT
He was truly one of Star Wars most important minor charaters, but was a major one in my heart. He went home and rethought his life, as we all have once of twice in our lives. A remarkable character.
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Post by stratogustav on Jul 10, 2018 10:59:05 GMT
I had no idea this character existed.
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Post by Armored Core Raven on Jul 10, 2018 15:37:00 GMT
I like that scene, good ol' Obi knows how to fix today's youth, they're not using their brains so someone has to!
*waves hand around jedi master mind trick style 360-no-scope* GO HOME AND RETHINK YOUR LIVES YOU LITTLE SHITS! The only "death stick" you'll end up with otherwise is your limp dick from all the drugs!
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jul 10, 2018 15:42:34 GMT
it's also an obvious recall to E. IV when Ben first used mind tricks in a movie.
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Post by Cervantes on Jul 10, 2018 16:47:00 GMT
Dude's last name is literally Sleazebaggano. He didn't have much choice in life, did he?
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Post by cobretti on Jul 10, 2018 17:44:55 GMT
Dude's last name is literally Sleazebaggano. He didn't have much choice in life, did he? But he went home and rethought it, as we all have. Powerful stuff. |
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Post by Cervantes on Jul 10, 2018 19:22:30 GMT
Dude's last name is literally Sleazebaggano. He didn't have much choice in life, did he? But he went home and rethought it, as we all have. Powerful stuff. In the end, it's a story about fighting against your own destiny. He is supposed to represent Anakin's antithesis: one guy goes home and rethinks his life; the other does not, so, instead, he goes to kill some kids. It's important to just go home sometimes and chill out a bit. |
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Post by cobretti on Jul 10, 2018 19:44:18 GMT
But he went home and rethought it, as we all have. Powerful stuff. In the end, it's a story about fighting against your own destiny. He is supposed to represent Anakin's antithesis: one guy goes home and rethinks his life; the other does not, so, instead, he goes to kill some kids. It's important to just go home sometimes and chill out a bit. I sit here at work, 15 minutes before quitting time looking forward to going home. When I get home, I might rethink my life, just as Sleazebaggano did. I hope they at least hear my idea for a Star Wars side story movie. “Sleazebaggano: A Star Wars Story”. A movie about what happened to Sleazebaggano after he went home and rethought his life. He went from selling death sticks in a night club to selling life insurance and raising three children. |
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Post by winnersdontusedrugs on Jul 10, 2018 22:31:47 GMT
It's important to just go home sometimes and chill out a bit. Yeah, just chill out by smoking a nice, fat deathstick. |
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Post by Balder on Jul 11, 2018 5:40:27 GMT
In the end, it's a story about fighting against your own destiny. He is supposed to represent Anakin's antithesis: one guy goes home and rethinks his life; the other does not, so, instead, he goes to kill some kids. It's important to just go home sometimes and chill out a bit. I sit here at work, 15 minutes before quitting time looking forward to going home. When I get home, I might rethink my life, just as Sleazebaggano did. I hope they at least hear my idea for a Star Wars side story movie. “Sleazebaggano: A Star Wars Story”. A movie about what happened to Sleazebaggano after he went home and rethought his life. He went from selling death sticks in a night club to selling life insurance and raising three children. You should definitely rethink your life if you think Rambo II is better than the original. |
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Post by cobretti on Jul 11, 2018 9:37:47 GMT
I sit here at work, 15 minutes before quitting time looking forward to going home. When I get home, I might rethink my life, just as Sleazebaggano did. I hope they at least hear my idea for a Star Wars side story movie. “Sleazebaggano: A Star Wars Story”. A movie about what happened to Sleazebaggano after he went home and rethought his life. He went from selling death sticks in a night club to selling life insurance and raising three children. You should definitely rethink your life if you think Rambo II is better than the original. No I think you should rethink your life, pal. Maybe you’d be less crooked. |
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Sept 10, 2018 4:02:19 GMT
Sorry for the late reply. I've been meaning to comment on Sleazebaggano for weeks now but kept putting it off. Sleazebaggano is awesome because he has the only legitimately funny scene in the entire movie. Episode II was when George started cramming comedic moments into every other conversation between the human characters, and all of them, save for this one in the alien bar, were lame and cringy. For that, I award Sleazebaggano 5 death sticks out of 5, although I seriously hope he was just dealing the drugs and not abusing them like Tony Montana... cobretti Excellent suggestion. Thank you. Please suggest another character (preferably a Star Wars character) in the future for another discussion. Side note: I wonder what the hell Obi Wan was drinking in this scene? Anti-freeze mixed with the contents of a glow stick? Whatever it is, it looks like the kind of stuff that would be recognized in the state of California as causing cancer. |
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