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Post by spidershinobi on May 2, 2016 14:30:10 GMT
Explanation: every poster writes an explanation for the question above (from the last poster)! If you don't know the answer you can try your worst best to further confuse enlighten your buddy!
Quetion: if Warhammer 40k has space-pirate dark elves, why the hell would anyone want to be a space marine?
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
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Post by Dan E. Kool on May 2, 2016 21:16:10 GMT
Answer: Because the Chaos Gods demand it.
Question: If we call oranges oranges, why don't we call lemons yellows?
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on May 3, 2016 7:43:06 GMT
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centipede
Off-Brand Transformable Robot
It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on May 3, 2016 12:01:14 GMT
Question: If we call oranges oranges, why don't we call lemons yellows? Answer: Because the colour was named after the fruit. Answer: To get to the other side. Question: How many swallows does it take to fly Johnny Depp's ego from Africa to New Zealand and how many calories would they burn up in the process? |
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
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Post by Dan E. Kool on May 3, 2016 22:02:59 GMT
Question: Why can't Dan E. Kool be the moderator of this forum? Answer: He already is and you just don't know it. Question: How many swallows does it take to fly Johnny Depp's ego from Africa to New Zealand and how many calories would they burn up in the process? Answer: Is the answer allowed to be a dirty joke? Cuz it's totally a dirty joke. Question: At what age do we all stop playing video games and transform into a bunch of computer-illiterate geezers? |
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Post by thefurox on May 4, 2016 1:27:32 GMT
Question: At what age do we all stop playing video games and transform into a bunch of computer-illiterate geezers?
Answer: Transformation begins after a certain number of days without playing. Days = (100-Age)/2, Age > 25
Question: What's the meaning of life?
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Post by manicottimafia on May 4, 2016 2:07:15 GMT
Answer: To live.
Question: What happens if you eat an entire stick of butter?
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Post by teddykongcountry on May 4, 2016 2:27:19 GMT
Answer: You make batter.
Question: What's 16-bit and 100% awesome?
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centipede
Off-Brand Transformable Robot
It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on May 4, 2016 3:54:53 GMT
Answer: You make batter. Question: What's 16-bit and 100% awesome? Answer: A 4 x 4 cheesy crust supreme pizza! Question: How come haven't they don't employ morbidly obese people to be used as human wrecking balls? |
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on May 4, 2016 7:35:13 GMT
Answer: You make batter. Question: What's 16-bit and 100% awesome? Answer: A 4 x 4 cheesy crust supreme pizza! Question: How come haven't they don't employ morbidly obese people to be used as human wrecking balls? Answer: They tried that but your family members never show up to work anymore. Question: Where does centipede come from? |
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
Posts: 3,325
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Post by Dan E. Kool on May 4, 2016 21:42:36 GMT
Question: How come they don't employ morbidly obese people to be used as human wrecking balls? Answer: They tried that but your family members never show up to work anymore. Shots fired! Question: Where does centipede come from? Answer: A kangaroo's baby pocket (thingy). Question: Aquaman or the Sub-Mariner? #WHODEFEATZ |
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Guilion
Lord Wing
Former Incompetent Evil Commander
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Post by Guilion on May 4, 2016 22:06:53 GMT
Answer: They tried that but your family members never show up to work anymore. Shots fired! Question: Where does centipede come from? Answer: A kangaroo's baby pocket (thingy). Question: Aquaman or the Sub-Mariner? #WHODEFEATZ Answer: Original character Aqualad. Question: If you had to explain a police officer in 5 words or less what the internet is what would you say? |
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Cervantes
Off-Brand Transformable Robot
A former Incompetent Evil Commander (XP: 2423)
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Post by Cervantes on May 4, 2016 23:34:19 GMT
Answer: Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Question: What would you suggest to make CGR even awesomer?
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Post by thefurox on May 5, 2016 1:20:26 GMT
Question: What would you suggest to make CGR even awesomer? Answer: More Truxton. Question: How many Mark clones does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
Posts: 6,838
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Post by Balder on May 5, 2016 8:32:11 GMT
Question: What would you suggest to make CGR even awesomer? Answer: More Truxton. Question: How many Mark clones does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: That sum of series converges to the amount of Truxton cartirdges + 1, as the last Mark without Truxton does it. (Getting all mathematical'n shit) Question: Why isn't there a dedicated furries section on this forum? |
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