centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Mar 18, 2024 12:58:17 GMT
It's time to "Regress".
I have decided that I no longer like blue people. It would not be fair to myself to ignore my inner feelings and the real world problems that blue people create in first world society and developing countries like Tasmania I refuse to associate or cooperate with blue people for two key reasons:
One:
This is Gargamel, high-tier member of the Qaballah. He needs Smurfs to craft a Philosopher's Stone, which will enable him to crate gold. Right now, Israel needs that gold to fund their noble war against Palestine. Yet, the Smurfs refuse to step up and sacrifice themselves for the greater good!
Two:
These guys kidnap our women and Italian techno musicians.
Look at this! Our bloodline is contaminated with their blue filth!
Three:
These arseholes are sitting on top of the biggest deposit of unobtanium. Who the fuck knows what we need it for, but they don't even need it but they have the nerve to keep it from us. Kill 'em all!
Four: Blue Man Group. What the fuck is this?
Five:
Megamind. I never saw his movie, but I'm sure he's a piece of shit as well!
And I don't agree with my party's stance on blue people. I don't like mingling and I don't like white genocide one bit, and I even think my man Joe Biden is a bit of a hypocrite; he advocates white genocide even though he himself wouldn't marry a blue woman. Come on, Joe. Get real! It is time to rise up and GAS THE BLUES!
Pleas discus.
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Mar 18, 2024 21:17:24 GMT
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Mar 19, 2024 0:19:42 GMT
Those blue bastards need to lay off the colloidal silver
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Mar 19, 2024 13:34:07 GMT
Sonic is a cool guy and a friend of mine.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Mar 20, 2024 0:40:03 GMT
Sonic is a cool guy and a friend of mine. Yeah well tell your “friend” his ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower. |
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Mar 22, 2024 2:02:59 GMT
Sonic is a cool guy and a friend of mine. Yeah well tell your “friend” his ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower. 16-bit console war veteran detected. |
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Mar 22, 2024 2:20:31 GMT
cobretti Funny you should mention that.... Eight: They shill for Big Pharma  This guy botched the making of his brew and it turned him blue. When the corporations found out abotu this, they gave him publicity so they could run a disinfo campaign. Attachments:
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Mar 22, 2024 9:43:03 GMT
Yeah well tell your “friend” his ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower. 16-bit console war veteran detected.  |
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Mar 22, 2024 19:16:18 GMT
Sonic is a cool guy and a friend of mine. Yeah well tell your “friend” his ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower. Help! cobretti is using his OVERSIZED physique to oppress! Also, lawnmowers are bad and part of a crooked industry ruled by teenagers who make millions during summer vacation. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Mar 23, 2024 22:04:32 GMT
Yeah well tell your “friend” his ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower. 16-bit console war veteran detected. That motherfucker thinks he’s the “shit” but let me tell you something… he’s not… |
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Mar 24, 2024 1:43:11 GMT
16-bit console war veteran detected. That motherfucker thinks he’s the “shit” but let me tell you something… he’s not… Shut up, Mario fanboy. |
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Mar 24, 2024 1:44:26 GMT
Yeah well tell your “friend” his ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower. Help! cobretti is using his OVERSIZED physique to oppress! Also, lawnmowers are bad and part of a crooked industry ruled by teenagers who make millions during summer vacation. Teenagers and people who get high off petrol fumes. |
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Mar 24, 2024 6:01:56 GMT
centipede - I think this thread is wrong because you haven't called Balder any names yet, and Balder is clearly in cahoots with the colloidal silver industry. cobretti - Dude, Sonic used to run to go away from the sadness of being alone. Now, he runs for his friends. Dude is alright. One of his friends is even that guy from the X-Men movies (not Wolverine).
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Mar 25, 2024 8:37:18 GMT
centipede - I think this thread is wrong because you haven't called Balder any names yet, and Balder is clearly in cahoots with the colloidal silver industry. Oh yeah. Dlotn Stop hiding behind your alt account and show yourself! We know you're in kahoots with the blue people! |
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Mar 25, 2024 8:48:32 GMT
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