WHO DEFEATZ!? Balder vs Dan E. Kool

After 6 long, tough pages, I think it's time that Balder throw in his sweat-soaked towel and accept that I have won this WHO DEFEATZ. By a landslide, I might add. The votes are still coming in, but it's really just a formality at this point. We all know who the winner is here: You, the readers. And me, the winner.

For those short on time and energy, I have written up some cliff-notes of the events that transpired in this thread.

It was established ITT :
-I would probably destroy Balder easily in a battle of fisticuffs.
-Balder and scipioafricanus is involved in some strange gay sex music ring.
-My brain is the equivalent of 4 Balder brains. If not more.
-Balder is homophobic, speciesist, a misogynist, and a waiter.
-My pizza parties are the thickest.
-Balder is a cheater. Even Google Image search was discovered to be compromised by his cronies.
-I am as metal as they come. Probably even more.
-ModeratorNumber2 is Hitler.
-I did not now, nor did I ever, decline a game of Mine Sweeper.

Excellent point! Balder 's weakness is his vanity.