Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jun 26, 2017 20:28:23 GMT
As an action aficionado, you have to have a certain tolerance for oiled up semi clothed muscle dudes. 300 passed my tolerance threshold pretty quickly. I appreciate the pure machismo of the movie but couldn't reconcile the oily men.
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Post by cobretti on Jun 26, 2017 21:25:46 GMT
As an action aficionado, you have to have a certain tolerance for oiled up semi clothed muscle dudes. 300 passed my tolerance threshold pretty quickly. I appreciate the pure machismo of the movie but couldn't reconcile the oily men. Yeah that volleyball scene makes me squirm every time I see it. And "Playing With The Boys" makes it that much worse. Any time I'm "playing with the boys" it means I'm pulling the Al Bundy maneuver and playing with my balls. In fact, that whole movie makes me feel uncomfortable.
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jun 26, 2017 22:49:18 GMT
Yeah that volleyball scene makes me squirm every time I see it. And "Playing With The Boys" makes it that much worse. Any time I'm "playing with the boys" it means I'm pulling the Al Bundy maneuver and playing with my balls. In fact, that whole movie makes me feel uncomfortable.
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jun 27, 2017 0:08:04 GMT
The whole point of the movie (graphic novel) is great concept. Imagine what it would be like for the retelling at the time among the Spartans; this is what you have. They would embellish certain things while still telling the story. It is a Spartan/modern take on Homeric legend.
Now they need to do a movie on Epaminondas and Leuctra.
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Post by Balder on Jun 27, 2017 1:31:41 GMT
The whole point of the movie (graphic novel) is great concept. Imagine what it would be like for the retelling at the time among the Spartans; this is what you have. They would embellish certain things while still telling the story. It is a Spartan/modern take on Homeric legend. Now they need to do a movie on Epaminondas and Leuctra. It's what makes this a great movie. Love the mythology with magicians and creatures.
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Post by stratogustav on Jun 27, 2017 3:18:30 GMT
Just to clarify, 300 happened. It is not a myth neither a legend. It is part of our history. Now, that's not to say the movie and so many other representations do add mythological and legendary elements to stylize the already epic event.
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jun 27, 2017 8:11:11 GMT
Imagine what it would be like for the retelling at the time among the Spartans; this is what you have. They would embellish certain things while still telling the story. "And there we stood, our rock-hard abdominals gleaming in the dusk. I firmly grasped my spear. Every vein in my powerful forearm stood at attention. We were outnumbered, but there wasn't a man among us who was afraid. We were the 300! And when our muscles are erect, there isn't an army of man nor god that can stop us!"
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Post by Balder on Jun 27, 2017 9:47:49 GMT
Just to clarify. 300 happened. It is not myth neither a legend. It is part of our history. Now, that's not to say the movie and so many other representations do add mythological and legendary elements to stylize the already epic event. They were more than 300 in reality.
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Post by stratogustav on Jun 27, 2017 10:43:53 GMT
They were more than 300 in reality. Everyone knows that the 700 Thespians and the 400 Thebans don't count. They were in the movie as well, and no one cared.
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jun 27, 2017 10:52:08 GMT
Imagine what it would be like for the retelling at the time among the Spartans; this is what you have. They would embellish certain things while still telling the story. "And there we stood, our rock-hard abdominals gleaming in the dusk. I firmly grasped my spear. Every vein in my powerful forearm stood at attention. We were outnumbered, but there wasn't a man among us who was afraid. We were the 300! And when our muscles are erect, there isn't an army of man nor god that can stop us!"
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Post by Balder on Jun 27, 2017 11:25:31 GMT
They were more than 300 in reality. Everyone knows that the 700 Thespians and the 400 Thebans don't count. They were in the movie as well, and no one cared. They did count in reality. I'm surprised you believe the fictional graphic to be an evident truth as it is extremely inaccurate.
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Post by stratogustav on Jun 27, 2017 12:05:53 GMT
They did count in reality. I'm surprised you believe the fictional graphic to be an evident truth as it is extremely inaccurate. It is common talk to say something doesn't count when is ignored. It doesn't mean you are denying its existence, specially if you are the one that mentioned it in the first place. It is also common sense to figure that out without having to get an explanation.
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Post by Armored Core Raven on Jun 27, 2017 14:18:15 GMT
"And there we stood, our rock-hard abdominals gleaming in the dusk. I firmly grasped my spear. Every vein in my powerful forearm stood at attention. We were outnumbered, but there wasn't a man among us who was afraid. We were the 300! And when our muscles are erect, there isn't an army of man nor god that can stop us!"
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jun 27, 2017 15:06:37 GMT
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Jul 2, 2017 10:12:05 GMT
THIS
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SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember when this meme was everywhere.
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