MeleeMonk
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Part-time gamer, full-time environmentalist, and member of PAPO (People Against Palm Oil)
Posts: 3,651
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Post by MeleeMonk on Feb 27, 2019 0:09:45 GMT
Hello, my good men. It is I, The Pube Muppet. Today, I will require a few posters from ClassicGameRoom forum. These posters, cannot be just any posters, but whinging Norwegian faggots with no sense of humor. These fags, cannot be just any fags, but ones named after gods who are notorious for appropriately being complete and total pussies. I will then laugh at these posters as said whinger fruitlessly tries to delete my replies, only for me to come back even stronger and more determined. I will then shove his greasy head up my ass for the most incredibly swell, victorious pleasure, before giving him a bidirectional colonoscopy that reaches up through his mouth back into my ass and vice-versa, after covering my erect penis in broken beer shards. I will then find the token ginger of the forum, who I will immediately fuck without even knowing who he is, while calling myself "Katie". I will then proceed to borrow the Norwegian's soul to use it as a double-ended dildo, due to said ginger being unable to provide the necessary aphrodisiac for the ensuing act. After that, I will have him suck my 400 meter-long penis, before cumming all over the forum, while resident Mexicans watch with glee. I will then rape the insect-loving queer, with the outdated meme as an avatar, with a heavily-splintered wooden dildo featuring an engraving of "Kilroy Was Here" on the glans. I will then spitroast him with Ricardo Milos, while performing his signature dances and rotating the queer on all 3 axes of rotation. We will continue to rape him until we reach peak satisfaction, which will be punctuated with us doing every Fortnite dance while still in coitus. I will then fuck the mouse-obsessed resident homo, whom I will first shave bald utilizing my diamond-strength pubes and ass hairs. I will then proceed to rip off his whiskers, and sound dock with him while sticking them in both of our urethrae. While this is happening, I will perform a Monroe Transfer using one tube stuck between both of our asses by passing our delicious poopy, between each other's assholes. I will then add super cum swell animated .gifs and .webms of Drew Pickles being fisted to increase our mutual satisfaction, before breaking the tubes off in both of our asses and picking out the pieces with fully rusted pieces of sheet metal and broken pieces of ceramic that have been fermenting in a truck-stop toilet for over 50 years. I will then finish off this great sexy poopy cum orgy, by horizontally stretching my erect 400 meter penis in the form of a Y oriented at a perfectly 45-degree angle. I will then proceed to fuck both the Nazi Pokemon fanboy and the nostophobic Fire Emblem gaylord, with both halves of my cock piercing through their whole bodies from ass to mouth. I will then curl my penis halves around until they are touching each other, forming the shape of a heart. I will then floss their insides at the speed of light, while having them, me, and Ricardo, sing a string quarter version of "Cumman", by David Blowie. I will then proceed to cum in both of my penis halves, having my cum perpetually recirculate in all 3 of our bodies, before sticking a gas pipeline up my ass, and using my perpetual poop and cum to permanently supply free energy to the first world.
Would any of you be able to offer this in any capacity?
Balder Answer the man's questions please.
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scipioafricanus
Swamp Ranger
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
Posts: 3,564
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Post by scipioafricanus on Feb 27, 2019 0:16:37 GMT
Hello, my good men. It is I, The Pube Muppet. Today, I will require a few posters from ClassicGameRoom forum. These posters, cannot be just any posters, but whinging Norwegian faggots with no sense of humor. These fags, cannot be just any fags, but ones named after gods who are notorious for appropriately being complete and total pussies. I will then laugh at these posters as said whinger fruitlessly tries to delete my replies, only for me to come back even stronger and more determined. I will then shove his greasy head up my ass for the most incredibly swell, victorious pleasure, before giving him a bidirectional colonoscopy that reaches up through his mouth back into my ass and vice-versa, after covering my erect penis in broken beer shards. I will then find the token ginger of the forum, who I will immediately fuck without even knowing who he is, while calling myself "Katie". I will then proceed to borrow the Norwegian's soul to use it as a double-ended dildo, due to said ginger being unable to provide the necessary aphrodisiac for the ensuing act. After that, I will have him suck my 400 meter-long penis, before cumming all over the forum, while resident Mexicans watch with glee. I will then rape the insect-loving queer, with the outdated meme as an avatar, with a heavily-splintered wooden dildo featuring an engraving of "Kilroy Was Here" on the glans. I will then spitroast him with Ricardo Milos, while performing his signature dances and rotating the queer on all 3 axes of rotation. We will continue to rape him until we reach peak satisfaction, which will be punctuated with us doing every Fortnite dance while still in coitus. I will then fuck the mouse-obsessed resident homo, whom I will first shave bald utilizing my diamond-strength pubes and ass hairs. I will then proceed to rip off his whiskers, and sound dock with him while sticking them in both of our urethrae. While this is happening, I will perform a Monroe Transfer using one tube stuck between both of our asses by passing our delicious poopy, between each other's assholes. I will then add super cum swell animated .gifs and .webms of Drew Pickles being fisted to increase our mutual satisfaction, before breaking the tubes off in both of our asses and picking out the pieces with fully rusted pieces of sheet metal and broken pieces of ceramic that have been fermenting in a truck-stop toilet for over 50 years. I will then finish off this great sexy poopy cum orgy, by horizontally stretching my erect 400 meter penis in the form of a Y oriented at a perfectly 45-degree angle. I will then proceed to fuck both the Nazi Pokemon fanboy and the nostophobic Fire Emblem gaylord, with both halves of my cock piercing through their whole bodies from ass to mouth. I will then curl my penis halves around until they are touching each other, forming the shape of a heart. I will then floss their insides at the speed of light, while having them, me, and Ricardo, sing a string quarter version of "Cumman", by David Blowie. I will then proceed to cum in both of my penis halves, having my cum perpetually recirculate in all 3 of our bodies, before sticking a gas pipeline up my ass, and using my perpetual poop and cum to permanently supply free energy to the first world.
Would any of you be able to offer this in any capacity?
Balder Answer the man's questions please. How dare you assume gender.
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Post by Dunning Kruger on Jul 28, 2021 2:42:07 GMT
Hi. My name is Dunning Kruger. I'm new around here. I am studying the effects of the illusory complex in the realm of psychology at the University of Wisconsin in Madison. My favorite game of all time is Super Smash Brothers Brawl on the Wii. I'm a huge fan of modern gaming, but that game just tops the cake. Perhaps if someone in this forum is living nearby, we can meet up and game. I like to use the WiFi at the local Burger King, because the WiFi at McDonalds is trash. I am also looking to date, so if you know of any rich moms out there (I like the older ladies), let me know! I look forward to becoming a part of this awesome community!
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stratogustav
Supreme Overlord
Warrior with Bandana
Posts: 7,457
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Post by stratogustav on Jul 28, 2021 3:42:06 GMT
I am also looking to date, so if you know of any rich moms out there (I like the older ladies), let me know!
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
Posts: 6,820
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Post by Balder on Jul 29, 2021 9:04:19 GMT
Hi. My name is Dunning Kruger. I'm new around here. I am studying the effects of the illusory complex in the realm of psychology at the University of Wisconsin in Madison. My favorite game of all time is Super Smash Brothers Brawl on the Wii. I'm a huge fan of modern gaming, but that game just tops the cake. Perhaps if someone in this forum is living nearby, we can meet up and game. I like to use the WiFi at the local Burger King, because the WiFi at McDonalds is trash. I am also looking to date, so if you know of any rich moms out there (I like the older ladies), let me know! I look forward to becoming a part of this awesome community! I don't know who you are dude, but as far as troll-ish accounts go, you're alright in my book. Naming yourself after the Dunning Kruger effect was clever. Your welcomed to stay as long as you want. I do have my suspicions of who you really are, but I won't reveal that for now. Maybe I'm wrong too, but we'll see.
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Dlotn
Strong Wing
One of my biggest regrets: Making trades and bets with Balder
Posts: 214
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Post by Dlotn on Jul 29, 2021 10:47:15 GMT
Hi. My name is Dunning Kruger. I'm new around here. I am studying the effects of the illusory complex in the realm of psychology at the University of Wisconsin in Madison. My favorite game of all time is Super Smash Brothers Brawl on the Wii. I'm a huge fan of modern gaming, but that game just tops the cake. Perhaps if someone in this forum is living nearby, we can meet up and game. I like to use the WiFi at the local Burger King, because the WiFi at McDonalds is trash. I am also looking to date, so if you know of any rich moms out there (I like the older ladies), let me know! I look forward to becoming a part of this awesome community! Fuck Burger King WiFi, Starbucks is where it's at!
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stratogustav
Supreme Overlord
Warrior with Bandana
Posts: 7,457
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Post by stratogustav on Jul 29, 2021 13:03:12 GMT
I missed who was our member 100. Apparently Dunning Kruger here is 101.
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
Posts: 6,820
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Post by Balder on Jul 29, 2021 13:24:33 GMT
I missed who was our member 100. Apparently Dunning Kruger here is 101. Don't worry dude, I know you it was. It was that troll that keeps making accounts and getting banned. It's unfortunate, but that's the way it is.
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Post by Dunning Kruger on Feb 28, 2023 23:33:05 GMT
I came back to give this forum a solid high five. You guys seem generally nice, except for one troll. My friend, who still wishes to remain anonymous for some reason, says that the forum should be much bigger. I'm not sure if it would keep its cordiality. My studies are going great, and I find psychology fascinating. You have one heck of a head case here, and if he isn't an NPC troll (which I'm leaning towards), he needs help. I know that there are plenty of places in WI where you can get help. Take it. Seriously, you need it.
I'll probably show up some time in the future, whenever I visit my friend again. Good luck to you all, and happy gaming!
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Bogard
Night Raider
Posts: 584
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Post by Bogard on Mar 1, 2023 21:01:31 GMT
Yeah this Forum is great but is desolate most of the time which makes it very hard to follow.
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MeleeMonk
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Part-time gamer, full-time environmentalist, and member of PAPO (People Against Palm Oil)
Posts: 3,651
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Post by MeleeMonk on Mar 4, 2023 14:58:55 GMT
Yeah this Forum is great but is desolate most of the time which makes it very hard to follow. It's nice to hear something positive about our recent discussions for once. I used to be a regular poster here, but I've gotten so much shit from most of our regular posters over my change in stance regarding lots of different kinds of art/entertainment that I've had to cut back out of frustration. It's like these guys are either too thick in the head or are just outright on the wrong team. Plus, we've lost most of our non-American posters over the years, which gives me even less incentive to post here since they are/were generally the only guys I agreed with. Armored Core's Handheld Wars series was the shit. Looking back, it's easy to see why they had even less incentive to post here than me and left this place. Personally, I've been meaning to post my thoughts/spread the truth on a bunch of movie threads that Centipede posted, plus other stuff, for months now. I'll just have to suck it up and find the time to dump my thoughts, which isn't easy since there's often lots of opposition and not always much vigor for fighting on my part, but if I don't post, then misinformation will continue to be spread like peanut butter on white bread. I often feel like a one-man army on this forum. There's not much harmony or balance to be found here, but some things just have to be said I guess.
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Post by kevpez on Feb 13, 2024 1:39:21 GMT
Seems like i missed some weird drama. Anywho, hello! CGR fan since 2009, good to see some long time fans!
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scipioafricanus
Swamp Ranger
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
Posts: 3,564
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Post by scipioafricanus on Feb 13, 2024 2:27:45 GMT
Seems like i missed some weird drama. Anywho, hello! CGR fan since 2009, good to see some long time fans!
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dschult3
CGR Undertow Groupie
The true heir to the Monado.
Posts: 2,765
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Post by dschult3 on Feb 14, 2024 12:57:59 GMT
Welcome kevpez and justcarl! As you can see, the forum tries to cover just about all types of gaming. What types of gaming are you into?
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Post by kevpez on Feb 14, 2024 19:45:07 GMT
Welcome kevpez and justcarl! As you can see, the forum tries to cover just about all types of gaming. What types of gaming are you into? I am alllll over the place. Lately I’ve been playing racing games, but I have SNES and Genesis, modern consoles, I’m everywhere
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