Balder
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Post by Balder on Jun 7, 2018 16:19:07 GMT
What about that lame ass romance in Kickboxer? Completely unnecessary. Did you take note of that curly mullet and moustache combo? The romance between Van Damme and the shopkeeper was 100% unnecessary and added nothing to the movie.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jun 7, 2018 16:26:37 GMT
Did you take note of that curly mullet and moustache combo? The romance between Van Damme and the shopkeeper was 100% unnecessary and added nothing to the movie. We’re not talking about the romance. We’re talking about the mullet. Besides, the romance was heartwarming and added a great dimension to the movie.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jun 8, 2018 0:09:26 GMT
The romance between Van Damme and the shopkeeper was 100% unnecessary and added nothing to the movie. We’re not talking about the romance. We’re talking about the mullet. Besides, the romance was heartwarming and added a great dimension to the movie. I was never talking about the mullet. The mullet is fine. The romance was tacked on.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jun 8, 2018 4:49:55 GMT
We’re not talking about the romance. We’re talking about the mullet. Besides, the romance was heartwarming and added a great dimension to the movie. I was never talking about the mullet. The mullet is fine. The romance was tacked on. The romance was completely necessary and added to the movie. It was touching.
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Pimpjira
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Post by Pimpjira on Jun 8, 2018 16:51:05 GMT
Van Damme tournament movies are a fun watch, I even liked The Quest. This and Bloodsport are classics for me.
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jun 8, 2018 23:59:13 GMT
Van Damme tournament movies are a fun watch, I even liked The Quest. This and Bloodsport are classics for me. The Quest is great, even though it is just Bloodsport and Kickboxer combined.
Kinda like John Wayne with Rio Bravo, Rio Lobo, and El Dorado.
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Post by cobretti on Jun 9, 2018 15:52:24 GMT
Van Damme tournament movies are a fun watch, I even liked The Quest. This and Bloodsport are classics for me. All Van Damme movies are fun to watch.
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Post by Pimpjira on Jun 9, 2018 16:24:41 GMT
Van Damme tournament movies are a fun watch, I even liked The Quest. This and Bloodsport are classics for me. All Van Damme movies are fun to watch. I haven't seen every single one but this is true for all the ones I've seen which are quite a bit. I haven't seen the two new Kickboxer movies yet, are they any good? I know Van Damme isn't the lead in those.
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Post by MeleeMonk on Nov 3, 2021 22:24:26 GMT
The problem with Van Damme... he took the party lifestyle WAY TO FAR. He is the same age as Tom Cruise. I've wanted to reply to this comment for some time. I don't think there's anything wrong about modern Van Damme's face; by that I mean he still has a face for television. A lot of macho men like John Cena and Danny Trejo are ugly as hell and have some of the nastiest faces in show business. Danny Trejo's face is so ragged and leathery these days that one could mistake it for an alligator handbag: Even in his younger years Trejo was always one ugly-looking mother-fucker. And yet, he still gets tons of movie roles today. Macho actors actually probably benefit from having grotesque faces because it gives them a greater range and makes them especially suitable candidates for roles as scary villains; I've always felt Trejo was perfectly cast as that horrifying rapist character in Con Air and that vampire bartender in From Dusk 'Til Dawn, too. He looked absolutely terrifying in both those roles. I've heard the problem with Van Damme is that he is very difficult to work with and demands salaries that are too high for most directors/studios, hence why he hasn't gotten much work in modern times. My source for this info is this tabloid video on Van Damme: I don't keep up with the film industry, but I figured I would at least correct you on this. EDIT: Actually it was this video I watched: This is the video where I learned about his 'tude problems.
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Post by MeleeMonk on Nov 26, 2021 23:30:57 GMT
The problem with Van Damme... he took the party lifestyle WAY TO FAR. He is the same age as Tom Cruise. You know what? I take back what I said. I don't even think Van Damme looks that bad. His eyes look like they're in better shape than mine are, and I'm not even half his age for christ's sake. There are plenty of younger actors than Van Damme that look worse than him. Wanna know a good example? Since we're gonna be talking about him, Jonny Depp 2021 Depp looks like a toad that fell down a chimney. Van Damme says he has been clean since the 90s, whereas Depp has been bingeing drugs since even before the 90s, and it shows. Jonny Depp is a coked-out piece of shit and I can't believed I actually once enjoyed his performances. Talk about a washed-up turd. His shady lifestyle reminds me why I despise the film industry. Like the old saying goes, "you think you know a guy". Fuck this mega-rich asshole. There's also Charlie Sheen. Van Damme on the other hand seems like a decent guy. I usually detest macho men, but Van Damme is one of the few in Hollywood who seems decent, probably because he hails from a nicer country than America, and I respect him for going clean. I can't believe I'm siding with a macho man over a soy-boy like Depp, but here I am, doing just that. But then, Depp isn't really a soy-boy. He's just a fuq-boy and a massive phony who lied to the world and chose drugs over decency.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Nov 27, 2021 9:10:49 GMT
The problem with Van Damme... he took the party lifestyle WAY TO FAR. He is the same age as Tom Cruise. You know what? I take back what I said. I don't even think Van Damme looks that bad. His eyes look like they're in better shape than mine are, and I'm not even half his age for christ's sake. There are plenty of younger actors than Van Damme that look worse than him. Wanna know a good example? Since we're gonna be talking about him, Jonny Depp 2021 Depp looks like a toad that fell down a chimney. Van Damme says he has been clean since the 90s, whereas Depp has been bingeing drugs since even before the 90s, and it shows. Jonny Depp is a coked-out piece of shit and I can't believed I actually once enjoyed his performances. Talk about a washed-up turd. His shady lifestyle reminds me why I despise the film industry. Like the old saying goes, "you think you know a guy". Fuck this mega-rich asshole. There's also Charlie Sheen. Van Damme on the other hand seems like a decent guy. I usually detest macho men, but Van Damme is one of the few in Hollywood who seems decent, probably because he hails from a nicer country than America, and I respect him for going clean. I can't believe I'm siding with a macho man over a soy-boy like Depp, but here I am, doing just that. But then, Depp isn't really a soy-boy. He's just a fuq-boy and a massive phony who lied to the world and chose drugs over decency. Van Damme has aged a lot worse than Johnny Depp, like what the fuck are you even talking about?
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Post by scipioafricanus on Nov 27, 2021 12:20:26 GMT
You know what? I take back what I said. I don't even think Van Damme looks that bad. His eyes look like they're in better shape than mine are, and I'm not even half his age for christ's sake. There are plenty of younger actors than Van Damme that look worse than him. Wanna know a good example? Since we're gonna be talking about him, Jonny Depp 2021 Depp looks like a toad that fell down a chimney. Van Damme says he has been clean since the 90s, whereas Depp has been bingeing drugs since even before the 90s, and it shows. Jonny Depp is a coked-out piece of shit and I can't believed I actually once enjoyed his performances. Talk about a washed-up turd. His shady lifestyle reminds me why I despise the film industry. Like the old saying goes, "you think you know a guy". Fuck this mega-rich asshole. There's also Charlie Sheen. Van Damme on the other hand seems like a decent guy. I usually detest macho men, but Van Damme is one of the few in Hollywood who seems decent, probably because he hails from a nicer country than America, and I respect him for going clean. I can't believe I'm siding with a macho man over a soy-boy like Depp, but here I am, doing just that. But then, Depp isn't really a soy-boy. He's just a fuq-boy and a massive phony who lied to the world and chose drugs over decency. Van Damme has aged a lot worse than Johnny Depp, like what the fuck are you even talking about? I was wondering that one too, but it was just an addition to his "hate list."
He might not know that Amber Heard is a liar, if that is what he is basing it on.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Nov 27, 2021 12:42:58 GMT
Van Damme has aged a lot worse than Johnny Depp, like what the fuck are you even talking about? I was wondering that one too, but it was just an addition to his "hate list."
He might not know that Amber Heard is a liar, if that is what he is basing it on.
What happened to Depp was a travesty. It's literally the ex-wife from hell. Why anyone can side with her is beyond me.
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Post by Bogard on Nov 27, 2021 15:37:28 GMT
I was wondering that one too, but it was just an addition to his "hate list."
He might not know that Amber Heard is a liar, if that is what he is basing it on.
What happened to Depp was a travesty. It's literally the ex-wife from hell. Why anyone can side with her is beyond me. What happened?.
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Post by stratogustav on Nov 28, 2021 4:29:12 GMT
Amber Heard is some kind of psycho. You have to admire Johnny Depp for putting up with that. Not many men can withhold that much.
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