Film Discussion of the Week: End of Days

Some may say this isn't Arnold's greatest, and they might be right, but let me tell you why End of Days still rules. To start with, the movie stars Arnold, which instantly makes it awesome. Arnold kicks ass in everything he does and always elevates any movie he's in. Arnold's physique is tremendous and not even the dark lord himself can stop his powerful biceps and explosive pectorals.

Also, something seen very rarely in late era Arnold movies are breasts. End of Days features four women exposing their breasts, including a mother/daughter duo that was involved in a mother/daughter/Satan threesome that can only be described as very freaky. The nude breasts on full display are all very desirable and greatly enhances the movie.

As we all know, Satan sucks and seeing him get his ass kicked, by Arnold no less, is pretty cool. Arnold cracked wise on Satan and kicked his ass pretty bad. 

Also, some of the lines in the movie provided material for stone cold classic prank calls. If nothing else, we should be thankful for that.



End of Days is a solid 5 star movie and should be enjoyed by any self respecting Arnold fan. 

Ah yes, the coffee, pizza, leftover Chinese food, pepto bismol, booze, and mysterious floor food shake. Also known as the ‘Dirty Arnold’.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

I also forgot to mention Arnold blasts Satan in the chest using a grenade launcher. How cool is that?

The line was 100% pure Arnold. It takes balls to talk shit like that to Satan but no one is as tough as Arnold.

This movie is up on tubi.tv now, however there is something funky about the way you need to find it, so here's a link: tubitv.com/movies/480486/end_of_days?utm_source=email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekend_watchlist_sep_6&utm_content=movie

Anyways, here's my review of this movie:


"I think most people would not be as excited as me when I found this movie on tubi.tv. It is not that I was looking so much forward to watching it, but rather the fact I have been searching for this movie for a long time. It is not streaming anywhere and unless I would buy this movie, I would not have watched it. The strange thing about finding this movie was that tubi.tv sent me a mail with recommendation where this was near the bottom of the list, however, if I searched for this movie on tubi it does not show up, and it does not appear in my queue if I add it. So in a way, you will feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger in this movie trying to solve a mystery or some shit. This much action surrounding the availability this movie is much more exciting than the movie itself. It reminds me heavily of the Keanu Reeves Constantine movie, but not nearly as good. Schwarzenegger is a detective solving crimes and finds this weird cult that leads to the prediction of the End of Days, which is basically the 1999 doomsday prediction with The Bible and religion ending the world instead of computers. It is so funny how the number of the beast, 666 is really mistaken for 999, which for some reason becomes 1999. That was a long stretch but whatever. Schwarzenegger does a very decent performance all things considered. He brings a lot to the table. Without him this movie would be pretty much garbage. Finally I can lay to rest my search of this movie." 2.5/5

I did add an Arnold modifier, didn't you read the review? I said it would've been a much worse movie without him, implicating that he elevated the movie.

The sex scene was just weird. If you're into devil raping scenes where the mother and daughter merge into one person using outdated CGI, then I guess it's fantastic.