scipioafricanus
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
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Post by scipioafricanus on May 1, 2022 23:36:32 GMT
By the way, which ending do you guys prefer? I prefer the "present" one, if just for the final monologue (Hail to the king, baby!), but I admit that the far-future one is more in line with the previous movie and with Ash always screwing things up and ending in a worse situation than before. Been meaning to say: even though I grew up with the S-mart ending, I absolutely love the slept too long ending and its now my favorite of the two by a huge margin. Sam Raimi said that the reason he wrote the original ending is because he loved torturing the character of Ash. I couldn't agree more with that. I myself love seeing machismo alpha males get tortured. All-american alpha males like Ash Williams are the biggest pieces of shit to ever exist. American alpha males serve no purpose and just go around fucking over the people around them their entire life until they finally do the world a favor and drop dead. My uncle was an abusive, oversized, perverted, machismo alpha male and that piece of shit finally croaked a few months ago. Not soon enough if you ask me. I hate body builders, I hate alpha males, I hate american conservatives, I hate gun worshipers, I hate jocks, I hate toxic masculinity, and I hate the character of Ash Williams. All these things can go fuck off. Sorry for the loss of your uncle.
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MeleeMonk
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Part-time gamer, full-time environmentalist, and member of PAPO (People Against Palm Oil)
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Post by MeleeMonk on May 2, 2022 0:03:37 GMT
Been meaning to say: even though I grew up with the S-mart ending, I absolutely love the slept too long ending and its now my favorite of the two by a huge margin. Sam Raimi said that the reason he wrote the original ending is because he loved torturing the character of Ash. I couldn't agree more with that. I myself love seeing machismo alpha males get tortured. All-american alpha males like Ash Williams are the biggest pieces of shit to ever exist. American alpha males serve no purpose and just go around fucking over the people around them their entire life until they finally do the world a favor and drop dead. My uncle was an abusive, oversized, perverted, machismo alpha male and that piece of shit finally croaked a few months ago. Not soon enough if you ask me. I hate body builders, I hate alpha males, I hate american conservatives, I hate gun worshipers, I hate jocks, I hate toxic masculinity, and I hate the character of Ash Williams. All these things can go fuck off. Sorry for the loss of your uncle. He wasn't even a biological family member. He was just an intrusive family friend with a persecution complex who forced himself into our lives and demanded we call him "uncle". My mum loved him because she's a psychopathic, alcoholic puppet for toxic masculinity who always swooned for these kinds of douchebags, which is why I was never able to get away from him, since she was inviting him into our house every week. Whenever he wasn't scrutinizing me he was trying to get me into sex and body building. Thankfully I didn't go down that route. Toxic masculinity is the biggest threat to nerd culture, and I will fight it till my last dying breath.
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