Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Feb 22, 2018 17:38:42 GMT
cobrettiThe humble Mall Cop might be nothing more than a security guard, but at least he's doing his job as described. The Crooked Cop, who has gone against everything he has sworn to protect and uphold, is a criminal and a hypocrite and the absolute lowest lowlife. The ranking will stand.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Feb 23, 2018 0:27:00 GMT
cobretti The humble Mall Cop might be nothing more than a security guard, but at least he's doing his job as described. The Crooked Cop, who has gone against everything he has sworn to protect and uphold, is a criminal and a hypocrite and the absolute lowest lowlife. The ranking will stand. Dan E. I can’t believe I have to do this again to you, of all people, but...  |
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Feb 23, 2018 16:55:24 GMT
Look at these lyrics. Beautiful, great lyrics. They don't write lyrics better than this. But a Crooked Cop couldn't sing lyrics like these. The Crooked Cop's got no morals, that I can tell you. I guess cobretti doesn't have a moral code either. cobretti doesn't eat his vitamins and say his prayers. Sad! |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Feb 23, 2018 17:22:28 GMT
Look at these lyrics. Beautiful, great lyrics. They don't write lyrics better than this. But a Crooked Cop couldn't sing lyrics like these. The Crooked Cop's got no morals, that I can tell you. I guess cobretti doesn't have a moral code either. cobretti doesn't eat his vitamins and say his prayers. Sad! I need video proof of Dan E. Kool eating vitamins and saying a prayer to believe this pathetic accusation on my man cobretti. If anyone on this pub has shown that he is a true Hulkster, it's him.  |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Feb 23, 2018 17:25:36 GMT
Look at these lyrics. Beautiful, great lyrics. They don't write lyrics better than this. But a Crooked Cop couldn't sing lyrics like these. The Crooked Cop's got no morals, that I can tell you. I guess cobretti doesn't have a moral code either. cobretti doesn't eat his vitamins and say his prayers. Sad! Please, Dan E. Please I’m begging you don’t make me fire you again. That means I’m going to have to put Balder back in charge, and we both don’t want that. He’s not even American after all. Let me tell you why a crooked cop is better than a mall cop. At least a crooked cop isn’t washing out of the police academy. A crooked cop can make a real arrest and gets to carry a real gun. A crooked cop has cajones. A mall cop can’t do or has none of these things. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Feb 23, 2018 21:54:01 GMT
A crooked cop was once a real cop. A mall cop with will never be a real cop.
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Feb 24, 2018 17:55:32 GMT
Oh boy. What a turn of events. But I saw it coming, folks. I saw this coming for miles - maybe even kilometers. And now you've all seen it, too. It's all there. What a shame. cobretti has turned his back on the honest, hard working Mall Cop and instead chosen corruption, criminality, and chaos. I now call him CROOKED COBRETTI because that's what he is. Totally crooked. With his broken moral compass, he probably thinks that's a compliment. It's not, believe me. This is a man who values bribery over minimum wages, abuses of power over metal detectors, and hypocrisy itself over a general ineptitude and uselessness. Maybe worst of all, he's shown himself to be totally and completely disloyal. cobretti has abandoned not only me, but all of 👈you👉. His disloyalty cannot be allowed to go unnoticed. He has publicly called for Dan E. Kool to be replaced in a violent coup d'etat by none other than... Balder . Not gonna happen, folks! And by the way, Balder could never handle this job. That I can tell you. These movie discussions? They would go Bye Bye 👋! Just take a look at his game threads. I call them "Street Fighter of The Week." What a disaster! By aligning himself with Balder and other bad actors, cobretti has proven himself to be an enemy of the Pub, an enemy of Dan E Kool, but worst of all, an enemy of our beautiful democracy. Some have even called his behavior treasonous. That's probably right. In troubling times like these, we, the great people of faith, often consult scripture for guidance. From the Book of Chronicles: "Both riches and honor come from You, and You rule over all, and in Your hand is power and might; and it lies in Your hand to make great and to strengthen everyone."
They weren't talking about Balder in that one, believe me! |
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Post by dschult3 on Feb 24, 2018 18:01:40 GMT
This thread just got really interesting...
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Post by Armored Core Raven on Feb 24, 2018 19:26:10 GMT
It's no Paul Blart, but I guess it's okay.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Feb 24, 2018 20:06:07 GMT
Oh boy. What a turn of events. But I saw it coming, folks. I saw this coming for miles - maybe even kilometers. And now you've all seen it, too. It's all there. What a shame. cobretti has turned his back on the honest, hard working Mall Cop and instead chosen corruption, criminality, and chaos. I now call him CROOKED COBRETTI because that's what he is. Totally crooked. With his broken moral compass, he probably thinks that's a compliment. It's not, believe me. This is a man who values bribery over minimum wages, abuses of power over metal detectors, and hypocrisy itself over a general ineptitude and uselessness. Maybe worst of all, he's shown himself to be totally and completely disloyal. cobretti has abandoned not only me, but all of 👈you👉. His disloyalty cannot be allowed to go unnoticed. He has publicly called for Dan E. Kool to be replaced in a violent coup d'etat by none other than... Balder . Not gonna happen, folks! And by the way, Balder could never handle this job. That I can tell you. These movie discussions? They would go Bye Bye 👋! Just take a look at his game threads. I call them "Street Fighter of The Week." What a disaster! By aligning himself with Balder and other bad actors, cobretti has proven himself to be an enemy of the Pub, an enemy of Dan E Kool, but worst of all, an enemy of our beautiful democracy. Some have even called his behavior treasonous. That's probably right. In troubling times like these, we, the great people of faith, often consult scripture for guidance. From the Book of Chronicles: "Both riches and honor come from You, and You rule over all, and in Your hand is power and might; and it lies in Your hand to make great and to strengthen everyone."
They weren't talking about Balder in that one, believe me! This pains me, it really does, but... |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Feb 24, 2018 20:08:03 GMT
Can anyone really trust someone who doesn't know that miles are longer than kilometers? Pathetic.  Not true, he just realized what a crooked man you are Dan. Anyone with a brain realizes that at some point.  I ran this place a whole year before your shenanigans came along. We're just chilling over here, being awesome while you spill out poor propaganda. You ain't got shit on us.  |
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Post by centipede on Feb 25, 2018 1:11:19 GMT
I hate you all regardless.
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Feb 25, 2018 17:17:20 GMT
Crooked Teeth. Crooked Arrows. Crooked Cops.  And now we can add @crookedcobretti and @bigbabybalder to that list. Bad actors! |
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