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Post by winnersdontusedrugs on Apr 8, 2018 1:23:34 GMT
Damn Balder I'm surprised you're going to tackle that whole list, and I'm glad your taste in movies has declined enough to enjoy these flicks. Riki Oh is the shit by the way. If we're on the topic of recommending violent movies I'd like to throw Return of the Living Dead in. I'm not even a huge fan of zombie movies but I love this one. I can't find it on youtube though and balder has enough on his plate as it is. |
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Post by cobretti on Apr 8, 2018 1:33:17 GMT
Damn Balder I'm surprised you're going to tackle that whole list, and I'm glad your taste in movies has declined enough to enjoy these flicks. Riki Oh is the shit by the way. If we're on the topic of recommending violent movies I'd like to throw Return of the Living Dead in. I'm not even a huge fan of zombie movies but I love this one. I can't find it on youtube though and balder has enough on his plate as it is. Great movie. Linnea Quigley’s most famous and nude performance ever. |
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Post by Balder on Apr 8, 2018 9:09:51 GMT
Damn Balder I'm surprised you're going to tackle that whole list, and I'm glad your taste in movies has declined enough to enjoy these flicks. Riki Oh is the shit by the way. If we're on the topic of recommending violent movies I'd like to throw Return of the Living Dead in. I'm not even a huge fan of zombie movies but I love this one. I can't find it on youtube though and balder has enough on his plate as it is. Return of the Living Dead is already on my to buy list anyway. James from Cinemassacre has it on his top list of movies I think. |
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Post by cobretti on Apr 8, 2018 18:09:39 GMT
Damn Balder I'm surprised you're going to tackle that whole list, and I'm glad your taste in movies has declined enough to enjoy these flicks. Riki Oh is the shit by the way. If we're on the topic of recommending violent movies I'd like to throw Return of the Living Dead in. I'm not even a huge fan of zombie movies but I love this one. I can't find it on youtube though and balder has enough on his plate as it is. Return of the Living Dead is already on my to buy list anyway. James from Cinemassacre has it on his top list of movies I think. I got it on Blu-Ray. Don't think about it, buy it. It might come close to Evil Dead II in the best horror comedy department. BTW the list has been updated. |
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Post by Balder on Apr 8, 2018 21:39:54 GMT
Return of the Living Dead is already on my to buy list anyway. James from Cinemassacre has it on his top list of movies I think. I got it on Blu-Ray. Don't think about it, buy it. It might come close to Evil Dead II in the best horror comedy department. BTW the list has been updated. It's a UK import then, it hasn't got a Norwegian release on BD, but I'll definitely pick it up at some point. |
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Post by Balder on Apr 9, 2018 16:09:42 GMT
Another one scratched off the list, here's Frankenhooker:
"Hilarious, made with love and great. The two main characters are seriously great characters and are played well by their actors, and not in a so-bad-it's-good way. The plot is ridiculous, but it never crosses the line to where it becomes a groaner. A great film." 4/5
Here's James from Cinemassacre's review, which is great:
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Post by Balder on Apr 13, 2018 21:32:02 GMT
Tried to watch Voodoo Passion or whatever it's called. It's dubbed in German with no subtitles. Are you trying to pull a fast one here cobretti? I need to understand what is being said. God, I watched 5 minutes of people dancing to some Haiti drum song only to find out that I cannot watch the rest of the movie. |
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Post by cobretti on Apr 14, 2018 3:03:28 GMT
Tried to watch Voodoo Passion or whatever it's called. It's dubbed in German with no subtitles. Are you trying to pull a fast one here cobretti? I need to understand what is being said. God, I watched 5 minutes of people dancing to some Haiti drum song only to find out that I cannot watch the rest of the movie. Shit that wasn’t in English? I failed you. |
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Post by Balder on Apr 14, 2018 10:08:28 GMT
Tried to watch Voodoo Passion or whatever it's called. It's dubbed in German with no subtitles. Are you trying to pull a fast one here cobretti? I need to understand what is being said. God, I watched 5 minutes of people dancing to some Haiti drum song only to find out that I cannot watch the rest of the movie. Shit that wasn’t in English? I failed you. Yeah that kinda sucked. Anyways, have you watched all of these movies at some point? |
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Post by cobretti on Apr 14, 2018 11:14:56 GMT
Shit that wasn’t in English? I failed you. Yeah that kinda sucked. Anyways, have you watched all of these movies at some point? Yeah. I wouldn’t otherwise suggest them. That movie in particular was in English on Charles Band’s Full Moon Amazon channnel. I swear I saw it in English somewhere. |
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Post by Balder on Apr 14, 2018 11:43:31 GMT
Yeah that kinda sucked. Anyways, have you watched all of these movies at some point? Yeah. I wouldn’t otherwise suggest them. That movie in particular was in English on Charles Band’s Full Moon Amazon channnel. I swear I saw it in English somewhere. It's definitely made in English, but that particular upload was dubbed in German. Maybe we can find it elsewhere, I'll have a look. EDIT: I've found it buddy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNCqFTiNug you can edit this link in to your post cobretti. |
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Post by Balder on Apr 14, 2018 12:28:58 GMT
Here's why Robo Vampire is the worst one... yet:
"Oh man this was fucking terrible. This movie should get an award for worst costume of all time. That Robocop rip off costume is perhaps the worst costume I have ever seen. It is so obvious it is just made from fabric and not metal. There is no suspense of disbelief here. It is a fake Robocop wearing silver colored pants! Anyways, Robo Vampire has some of the cheapest effects ever put in a movie, everything is incredibly stupid looking and cheap. What I like in my Ø budget exploitation movies is that someone looked at some props and though to themselves: "We can make this look cool". Nobody in their right mind can have made this movie and thought that. The vampires are also just plain shit. The way they jump around is just fucking weird man. The story is incoherent, and there seems there are two separate movies in one. The only positive I have is that was one scene where I thought to myself, the martial art choreography was pretty cool here. That is it." 1/5
I'm going to make my friends watch this now.
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Post by cobretti on Apr 14, 2018 12:33:42 GMT
Yeah. I wouldn’t otherwise suggest them. That movie in particular was in English on Charles Band’s Full Moon Amazon channnel. I swear I saw it in English somewhere. It's definitely made in English, but that particular upload was dubbed in German. Maybe we can find it elsewhere, I'll have a look. EDIT: I've found it buddy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNCqFTiNug you can edit this link in to your post cobretti . Shit I found it on xhamster. |
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Post by Balder on Apr 14, 2018 12:37:37 GMT
It's definitely made in English, but that particular upload was dubbed in German. Maybe we can find it elsewhere, I'll have a look. EDIT: I've found it buddy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNCqFTiNug you can edit this link in to your post cobretti . Shit I found it on xhamster. You just happened to find it there, totally unrelated to anything else posted there eh?  |
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Post by Balder on Apr 17, 2018 11:37:15 GMT
Oh god... Call of the Blonde Goddess was some serious filth of a movie:
"Absolute bottom of the barrel gutter trash. It is 95% filler of people moaning, 3% people walking and 2% talking/plot. The only reason I watched this is because of "The Balder To-Watch Mega List" on CGR. I cannot even begin to describe how pointless and boring it is." 0.5/5
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