MeleeMonk
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Part-time gamer, full-time environmentalist, and member of PAPO (People Against Palm Oil)
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Post by MeleeMonk on Oct 24, 2018 0:18:55 GMT
This week I want to bring to light possibly the most bizarre and twisted creation in the Star Wars universe: the decraniated! (suggested by Leaon) It is a type of android servant first seen in Solo: A Star Wars Story, although according to Wookiepedia the concept was created during the production of The Force Awakens. What do you pub members think of this...thing? Would you like to have it as a servant? A friend? An ally? Or something else? Discuss. |
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scipioafricanus
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
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Post by scipioafricanus on Oct 24, 2018 1:37:53 GMT
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centipede
CGR Undertow Groupie
It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Oct 24, 2018 5:40:58 GMT
It makes me think of something I saw in a book called 'How to Draw the Undead'.
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stratogustav
Supreme Overlord
Warrior with Bandana
Posts: 7,460
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Post by stratogustav on Oct 24, 2018 20:46:33 GMT
Looks illuminati, you are plugged into entertainment, and you lose your own thinking, all you do is serve the financial system.
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cobretti
Vanguard Ranger
Strong Arm Of The Law
Posts: 1,735
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Post by cobretti on Oct 24, 2018 21:16:09 GMT
The first thing I want to know is if I can have sex with this thing. Can I have sex with this thing?
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cobretti
Vanguard Ranger
Strong Arm Of The Law
Posts: 1,735
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Post by cobretti on Oct 24, 2018 21:17:58 GMT
Looks illuminati, you are plugged into entertainment, and you lose your own thinking, all you do is serve the financial system. The future of humanity right here. Only Trump can save us and break the conditioning once and for all. |
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scipioafricanus
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
Posts: 3,571
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Post by scipioafricanus on Oct 24, 2018 23:43:49 GMT
Looks illuminati, you are plugged into entertainment, and you lose your own thinking, all you do is serve the financial system. The future of humanity right here. Only Trump can save us and break the conditioning once and for all.  |
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MeleeMonk
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Part-time gamer, full-time environmentalist, and member of PAPO (People Against Palm Oil)
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Post by MeleeMonk on Oct 25, 2018 23:57:37 GMT
If this existed IRL, I would definitely want one. It looks like something from a horror movie, but that only adds to its usefulness. I would use it to epicly prank people by ordering it to break into their houses in the middle of night, go to their bed and wake them up. Their reactions would be priceless!
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leaon79s
Ace Bomber
Dishonorable Miscreant
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Post by leaon79s on Oct 27, 2018 8:59:31 GMT
Howabout sex slave?  Heil, they might even still be able to bear children... Oh, they're so beuwtifel (in a macabre sort of way...), just imagine slowly unclothing that and doing with it what you will... 
I don't think it's the same as the one pictured above, but the one that first struck me when I saw it in 'Solo' was of this near perfectly proportioned woman. I could almost be satisfied with that, even without most of a face... At least she still has a mouth... |
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stratogustav
Supreme Overlord
Warrior with Bandana
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Post by stratogustav on Oct 28, 2018 0:04:00 GMT
I don't think it's the same as the one pictured above, but the one that first struck me when I saw it in 'Solo' was of this near perfectly proportioned woman. What minute? |
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scipioafricanus
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
Posts: 3,571
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Post by scipioafricanus on Oct 28, 2018 1:17:24 GMT
Howabout sex slave? Heil, they might even still be able to bear children... Oh, they're so beuwtifel (in a macabre sort of way...), just imagine slowly unclothing that and doing with it what you will...
I don't think it's the same as the one pictured above, but the one that first struck me when I saw it in 'Solo' was of this near perfectly proportioned woman. I could almost be satisfied with that, even without most of a face... At least she still has a mouth...  |
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Oct 28, 2018 16:14:44 GMT
I still haven't seen this movie. And I'm surprisingly OK with that.
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leaon79s
Ace Bomber
Dishonorable Miscreant
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Post by leaon79s on Oct 29, 2018 9:47:53 GMT
It's not so bad, definitely better than 1, and debatably over 2 & 6... Worth a watch for anyone with a sliver of respect for Woody Harrelson. I don't think it's the same as the one pictured above, but the one that first struck me when I saw it in 'Solo' was of this near perfectly proportioned woman. What minute? I don't has the DVD, and I didn't check my watch/phone in the cinema...  You should be able to spot her quite easily by just watching it organically though... But then again, what I think is near perfect may not be anywhere near your standards...  |
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