Spirit Bomb
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Oct 15, 2021 21:08:58 GMT
Alright, time for another Subway rant. I just remembered another topping/condiment that Subway should have by now: hummus! Hummus is one of the most delicious foods ever made by man. There's nothing I crave more than a cool glob of pine-nut hummus. Goes great with dipping chips and works great as a spread too. And best of all, it's sustainable. Hummus, refried bean, and vegemite. Why not, Subway? Subway really needs to get there shit together if they are going to survive in the future. I've read about their financial setbacks in recent times and its only going to get worse for them going forwards unless they start appealing to vegans like me by offering more vegan options on their menu. You know what I realized? We hear a lot of whining and crying and bitching and moaning from someone who hasn’t even posted his physique. I'm lean and I'm green. To challenge me would be so un-keen. There you go. |
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cobretti
Fire Shark Shinobi
Strong Arm Of The Law
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Post by cobretti on Oct 16, 2021 0:15:48 GMT
You know what I realized? We hear a lot of whining and crying and bitching and moaning from someone who hasn’t even posted his physique. I'm lean and I'm green. To challenge me would be so un-keen. There you go. Well I got sass, class, a great ass, and muscle mass. It’s time to see some fucking physique. |
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Spirit Bomb
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
#DeathToAmerica #DeathToTheAmericas #DeathToChristianity #DeathToFascism
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Nov 3, 2023 11:41:23 GMT
Alright, time for another Subway rant. I just remembered another topping/condiment that Subway should have by now: hummus! Hummus is one of the most delicious foods ever made by man. There's nothing I crave more than a cool glob of pine-nut hummus. Goes great with dipping chips and works great as a spread too. And best of all, it's sustainable. Hummus, refried bean, and vegemite. Why not, Subway? Subway really needs to get there shit together if they are going to survive in the future. I've read about their financial setbacks in recent times and its only going to get worse for them going forwards unless they start appealing to vegans like me by offering more vegan options on their menu. You know what I realized? We hear a lot of whining and crying and bitching and moaning from someone who hasn’t even posted his physique. Cobretti, you son-of-a-bitch, you listen good: if there's one thing that will bring people back to Subway, it's the 5 dollar footlong. Remember that? But they don't serve the 5 dollar footlong anymore because it's no longer a financially profitable option because of inflation. So how do you make a 5 dollar footlong financially viable in 2023? The answer: simple vegan ingredients. Veganism is the key to all of this: all they would need to do is toast a loaf of bread, cut it open, drizzle some olive oil over it, and offer a limit of 1 or 2 veggies/condiments as options before closing it back up, and bingo. That's it, there you go. A 5 dollar sub. But for some reason Subway doesn't see this opportunity and if you try to order this right now, they still charge you $8.50 even though the total ingredients are valued at probably less than $5. An this isn't even taking into consideration that Subway currently doesn't offer vegan alternatives for toppings like vegemite and hummus. If I became CEO of Subway, I would turn this company around 180 degrees and into the single-best Italian restaurant chain in existence. The truth is that I WANT to like Subway SO much. I WANT to like Subway SO badly. But I literally have no incentive to. At only 500 calories, their $8.50 footlong vegetarian sub is a fucking scam, and that's because Subway is run by a bunch of con-artists who can't get shit together and actually brainstorm ways to save their dying company by doing fun, original, sustainable and economical for once. " If Subway doesn't get their shit together, and FAST, then Subway won't be around much longer." -actual narration I was already saying this years ago before the philosophers and financial analysists started parroting me. |
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cobretti
Fire Shark Shinobi
Strong Arm Of The Law
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Post by cobretti on Nov 8, 2023 4:09:37 GMT
The only business I refuse to support is the Dallas Cowboys. If you like the Cowboys, that says something about you, and it ain’t good.
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Spirit Bomb
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#DeathToAmerica #DeathToTheAmericas #DeathToChristianity #DeathToFascism
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Nov 9, 2023 12:18:57 GMT
The only business I refuse to support is the Dallas Cowboys. If you like the Cowboys, that says something about you, and it ain’t good. Well that makes two of us, because I hate Texas and I hate football. And for the record, I hate cowboys, too. There's nothing I hate more than gunslinging libertarians lassoing migrants by the neck down on the border, or anywhere for that matter. Fuck ALL of these things! |
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cobretti
Fire Shark Shinobi
Strong Arm Of The Law
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Post by cobretti on Nov 10, 2023 17:46:41 GMT
The only business I refuse to support is the Dallas Cowboys. If you like the Cowboys, that says something about you, and it ain’t good. Well that makes two of us, because I hate Texas and I hate football. And for the record, I hate cowboys, too. There's nothing I hate more than gunslinging libertarians lassoing migrants by the neck down on the border, or anywhere for that matter. Fuck ALL of these things! Listen here, pal. I’m not going to stand by here and let you talk shit about the NFL. Yeah, I hate the Cowboys, but there’s nothing better than a Sunday spent eating, belching, farting, and watching the NFL on a Sunday. I will make you like football, by force if necessary. |
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