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Post by cobretti on Jul 12, 2019 21:32:51 GMT
The Maestro has to put in the work if he wants to hit the Mr. Olympia stage, so it’s a bit premature to lump his name in there with Zeus. But I think his general disposition will improve if he got buff. I’ve never met a muscular person who was unhappy. I'd never thought someone named PornoMaestro would be sad, but it only goes to show that anything's possible. I’d like to reshape him, or to rephrase that, him reshape himself into the MuscleMaestro. |
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Jul 18, 2019 23:58:49 GMT
cobretti - We should have a "Greek God discussion of the week" thread. Who is the best: Hades, Zeus or Spirit Bomb ? The Maestro has to put in the work if he wants to hit the Mr. Olympia stage, so it’s a bit premature to lump his name in there with Zeus. But I think his general disposition will improve if he got buff. I’ve never met a muscular person who was unhappy. I can think of several bodybuilders who are (or were) abusive misfits: -OJ Simpson (NFL hall of famer who beat his wife, eventually murdered her and her friend/lover, organized a crime spree, etc.) -Mike Tyson (legendary boxer who raped his girlfriend, constantly has gotten in physical fights on camera, cusses out people on camera, bit someone's ear off, etc.) -Jose Consaco (former MLB player turned boxer who beat his wife on at least one occasion) -Sonny Lanham (Predator star and bodybuilder who had a reputation for getting in fights with co-stars and was an advocate for genocide when he turned to politics) bodybuilding clearly isn't the cure for anger. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jul 19, 2019 0:07:28 GMT
The Maestro has to put in the work if he wants to hit the Mr. Olympia stage, so it’s a bit premature to lump his name in there with Zeus. But I think his general disposition will improve if he got buff. I’ve never met a muscular person who was unhappy. I can think of several bodybuilders who are (or were) abusive misfits: -OJ Simpson (NFL hall of famer who beat his wife, eventually murdered her and her friend/lover, organized a crime spree, etc.) -Mike Tyson (legendary boxer who raped his girlfriend, constantly has gotten in physical fights on camera, cusses out people on camera, bit someone's ear off, etc.) -Jose Consaco (former MLB player turned boxer who beat his wife on at least one occasion) -Sonny Lanham (Predator star and bodybuilder who had a reputation for getting in fights with co-stars and was an advocate for genocide when he turned to politics) bodybuilding clearly isn't the cure for anger. Well I never met them so my point still stands. And also please don’t squeeze the juice my man. I still I’ll think you should get totally fucking buff because even though bodybuilding may not be the cure for anger for everyone, whatever you’re doing sure the hell isn’t because you’re one pissed off dude. The program is pretty simple. Get totally buff and shredded. Have sex with women. Be happy. |
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Post by centipede on Jul 20, 2019 12:02:55 GMT
The Maestro has to put in the work if he wants to hit the Mr. Olympia stage, so it’s a bit premature to lump his name in there with Zeus. But I think his general disposition will improve if he got buff. I’ve never met a muscular person who was unhappy. I can think of several bodybuilders who are (or were) abusive misfits: -OJ Simpson (NFL hall of famer who beat his wife, eventually murdered her and her friend/lover, organized a crime spree, etc.) -Mike Tyson (legendary boxer who raped his girlfriend, constantly has gotten in physical fights on camera, cusses out people on camera, bit someone's ear off, etc.) -Jose Consaco (former MLB player turned boxer who beat his wife on at least one occasion) -Sonny Lanham (Predator star and bodybuilder who had a reputation for getting in fights with co-stars and was an advocate for genocide when he turned to politics) bodybuilding clearly isn't the cure for anger. What Cobretti means is you have a lot of pent up anger, which you can relieve and release through exercise. But zome men overdo their fitness by taking steroids, and suffer 'roid rage'. It's not the answer to all your problems, but it's a start. Right, cobretti ? |
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Post by cobretti on Jul 20, 2019 12:53:15 GMT
I can think of several bodybuilders who are (or were) abusive misfits: -OJ Simpson (NFL hall of famer who beat his wife, eventually murdered her and her friend/lover, organized a crime spree, etc.) -Mike Tyson (legendary boxer who raped his girlfriend, constantly has gotten in physical fights on camera, cusses out people on camera, bit someone's ear off, etc.) -Jose Consaco (former MLB player turned boxer who beat his wife on at least one occasion) -Sonny Lanham (Predator star and bodybuilder who had a reputation for getting in fights with co-stars and was an advocate for genocide when he turned to politics) bodybuilding clearly isn't the cure for anger. What Cobretti means is you have a lot of pent up anger, which you can relieve and release through exercise. But zome men overdo their fitness by taking steroids, and suffer 'roid rage'. It's not the answer to all your problems, but it's a start. Right, cobretti ? Yeah I think steroids are an excellent start! |
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Post by centipede on Jul 20, 2019 20:00:11 GMT
What Cobretti means is you have a lot of pent up anger, which you can relieve and release through exercise. But zome men overdo their fitness by taking steroids, and suffer 'roid rage'. It's not the answer to all your problems, but it's a start. Right, cobretti ? Yeah I think steroids are an excellent start! Mate, try to be serious here. Can you do that? I'm trying to educate the boy here. Look, Maestro, you don't have to be a douchebag to be an athlete. But if you're fit, you'll feel better about yourself in general. |
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Post by cobretti on Jul 21, 2019 0:02:38 GMT
Yeah I think steroids are an excellent start! Mate, try to be serious here. Can you do that? I'm trying to educate the boy here. Look, Maestro, you don't have to be a douchebag to be an athlete. But if you're fit, you'll feel better about yourself in general. It was a joke! The people who are fit and assholes would probably be assholes if they were fatasses. |
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jul 21, 2019 0:43:04 GMT
Mate, try to be serious here. Can you do that? I'm trying to educate the boy here. Look, Maestro, you don't have to be a douchebag to be an athlete. But if you're fit, you'll feel better about yourself in general. It was a joke! The people who are fit and assholes would probably be assholes if they were fatasses.  |
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Post by Cervantes on Jul 21, 2019 3:28:00 GMT
Yeah, someone can be an asshole at any weight, that's true. By the way, assholishness is quite a democratic flaw of the human race: it ignores weight, ethnicity, gender, language etc. It's such an universal thing! I bet that, if there are aliens, they may be assholes too.
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