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Post by ModdedCentipede on Oct 26, 2019 10:22:13 GMT
This week, to finish off the month of scary-ness, I bring you something truly terrifying:
Chosen by: me
Year: 2012
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Hillary Duff, Eva Longoria
Directed by: Lawrence Kasanoff
Produced by: George Johnsen, Lawrence Kasanoff, Joshua Wexler
Written by: Lawrence Kasanoff, Joshua Wexler
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Oct 26, 2019 10:37:11 GMT
Well, this is certainly scary.
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Post by scipioafricanus on Oct 26, 2019 15:04:23 GMT
Is this Charlie Sheen pre #winning?
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Post by stratogustav on Oct 29, 2019 5:00:53 GMT
Is this Charlie Sheen pre #winning? Charlie Sheen winning: This is actually doable ^^^. The affordable part is the tough part of it. |
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Post by dschult3 on Oct 29, 2019 23:15:07 GMT
I'm a bit disappointed to see this isn't about the 7800 game.
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Nov 1, 2019 4:57:47 GMT
Contrary to popular belief, Food Fight actually isn't the worst food-centered animated film. Sausage Party is. Therefore I'll give Food Fight a 2/5 out of pity, and also sympathy for the fact that the film had a really troubled production from what I hear.
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Post by Balder on Nov 1, 2019 23:56:10 GMT
Foodfight is not nearly as interesting as it looks. Here's my thoughts on it:
"People come to shit on this movie like it is the worst thing ever made, and while it looks like it on a technical level, I honestly did not think the rest of the movie is as bad. That is not to say the movie is not bad, it is terrible in fact. What it ultimately boils down to is that the film was released pretty much unfinished and rushed. Having such troubled production, I am amazed it ever was released. Having all of the animation footage stolen and then having to start from scratch, it is not exactly motivating. Then there was the director or whatever high position he had, where he made animators start from scratch on scenes like they were filming another scene with actual actors. All of these elements makes for a technical mess. There are dead eyes on every character and they move like robots. The textures are awful and they look like those early demos you will see in behind the scenes videos of big budget movies. The story and characters are not too bad, but they are generic as hell. You can definitely see that there is a watchable movie under all of these technical difficulties." 1/5
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Oct 29, 2022 2:01:54 GMT
Actually, I'm going to have to correct myself: Sausage Party isn't the worst food-centric animated flick. It's merely the 2nd worst. The title of absolute worst animated film about food goes to the Veggie Tales movies for being shameless religious propaganda and utter cultural blasphemy.  As a practicing vegan atheist I am absolutely disgusted by these despicable films for attempting to portray Christians as pro-vegan despite the highly pro-meat & pro dairy attitude most members of the church live by. These fuckers are taking credit for other people's hard work!!! These movies are one of the biggest assaults on cultural integrity in America and they remind me why I am SO glad that all of these manipulative, pathological lying, xenophobic, child-raping, ultra conservative, ultra-regressive, nationalistic, all-American, climate change denying, misogynist, oversized, pro-war cultist pieces of shit called Christians are getting fazed out of society. Good fucking riddance. The followers of Christ are phonies just like he was. |
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Post by Cervantes on Nov 12, 2022 7:16:57 GMT
Spirit Bomb - On the other hand, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is the best food-centric movie ever made. It's nice to know what the extremes are so we can more precisely judge everything else. On a scale of Veggie Tales to AotKT, how does this food-centric movie ranks?
Sausage Party is one bite apart from VT. Foodfight is two phallic cucumbers apart from VT. David Lynch Cooking Quinoa stands in the same pan as AotKT:
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Post by Balder on Nov 12, 2022 12:21:33 GMT
Spirit Bomb - On the other hand, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is the best food-centric movie ever made. It's nice to know what the extremes are so we can more precisely judge everything else. On a scale of Veggie Tales to AotKT, how does this food-centric movie ranks?
Sausage Party is one bite apart from VT. Foodfight is two phallic cucumbers apart from VT. David Lynch Cooking Quinoa stands in the same pan as AotKT: David Lynch Cooking Quinoa is the short film ever made. |
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Post by dschult3 on Nov 12, 2022 16:05:16 GMT
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Spirit Bomb
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Nov 14, 2022 16:19:15 GMT
Spirit Bomb - On the other hand, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is the best food-centric movie ever made. It's nice to know what the extremes are so we can more precisely judge everything else. On a scale of Veggie Tales to AotKT, how does this food-centric movie ranks?
Sausage Party is one bite apart from VT. Foodfight is two phallic cucumbers apart from VT. David Lynch Cooking Quinoa stands in the same pan as AotKT: That's an interesting way to put it. Never seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Is it worse than, say, Attack of the Clones? |
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Post by Cervantes on Nov 15, 2022 1:34:29 GMT
Spirit Bomb - On the other hand, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is the best food-centric movie ever made. It's nice to know what the extremes are so we can more precisely judge everything else. On a scale of Veggie Tales to AotKT, how does this food-centric movie ranks?
Sausage Party is one bite apart from VT. Foodfight is two phallic cucumbers apart from VT. David Lynch Cooking Quinoa stands in the same pan as AotKT: That's an interesting way to put it. Never seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Is it worse than, say, Attack of the Clones? I'm not sure, the scale is only precise for food movies. But it's better. Those healthy tomatoes look better than the industrial transgenic clones from George Lucas. Another food movie that ranks high on the scale is Chef (2014), but that's mostly because it has Sofía Vergara and Scarlett Johansson in the same movie. Four melons out of five. |
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Nov 15, 2022 18:12:52 GMT
That's an interesting way to put it. Never seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Is it worse than, say, Attack of the Clones? I'm not sure, the scale is only precise for food movies. But it's better. Those healthy tomatoes look better than the industrial transgenic clones from George Lucas. Another food movie that ranks high on the scale is Chef (2014), but that's mostly because it has Sofía Vergara and Scarlett Johansson in the same movie. Four melons out of five.  Funny. |
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Post by stratogustav on Nov 28, 2022 18:49:01 GMT
The first time I saw Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes is when I learned what nightmares were. As a little kid that only knew wrestling as a form of violence, that stuff was super scary. The worst is that I remember seeing the movie on a daytime, pretty much morning, and it still affected me seeing that. For some reason I also recall a cartoon TV show, but I'm not sure if this is really a vague memory of some Mandela timeline, or something that actually happened.
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