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Post by ModdedCentipede on Feb 8, 2020 11:40:23 GMT
This week, we're holding a wake for Mike Myers' career, about 12 years late.  Chosen by: MeleeMonk Year: 2008 Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Romany Malco, Justin Timberlake Written by: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy Directed by: Marco Schnabel Produced by: Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Feb 8, 2020 13:24:26 GMT
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Post by stratogustav on Feb 9, 2020 1:19:42 GMT
I had no idea this movie existed, Jessica Alba is always banging, I'm going to check it out.
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Post by scipioafricanus on Feb 9, 2020 1:26:40 GMT
I had no idea this movie existed, Jessica Alba is always banging, I'm going to check it out. Except she can't act her way out of a banging. |
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Post by stratogustav on Feb 9, 2020 1:46:18 GMT
Except she can't act her way out of a banging.  |
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Post by scipioafricanus on Feb 9, 2020 1:53:14 GMT
Except she can't act her way out of a banging.  |
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Post by stratogustav on Feb 9, 2020 1:54:26 GMT
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Post by scipioafricanus on Feb 9, 2020 2:30:35 GMT
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Post by stratogustav on Feb 9, 2020 2:32:07 GMT
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Post by dschult3 on Feb 10, 2020 23:42:24 GMT
Gentlemen, that conversation was fantastic.
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Post by MeleeMonk on Feb 11, 2020 0:27:22 GMT
Balder the agenda is Valentine's Day. I chose The Love Guru as a way to celebrate the mooshy cheesiness of Valentine's Day. But for some reason Centipede fucked up by failing to mention that in the OP and also for posting this a week early instead of on 15th, which would've been in time for Valentine's Day. What the hell, Centipede? Way to ruin the fun.
EDIT: OOPS, I just found out that Valentine's Day is actually on the 14th of February, NOT the 18th as I had thought. My apologies, Centipede. I think either my calendar has a typo or I'm just not remembering things correctly. Gonna have to look into this...
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Post by scipioafricanus on Feb 11, 2020 1:00:36 GMT
Gentlemen, that conversation was fantastic.  |
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Post by centipede on Feb 11, 2020 13:49:37 GMT
I bet you no one here had actually seen this.
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Post by dschult3 on Feb 11, 2020 22:59:01 GMT
I bet you no one here had actually seen this. It looked so bad, I passed it up. This was made way beyond Mike Myers' prime. |
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Post by Balder on Feb 15, 2020 14:24:36 GMT
I can't believe I made it through this movie. Why in the fuck would you ever want to discuss this movie man?
"Mike Myers must be the least funny comedic actor that has ever been considered funny by the general public. Austin Powers was so unfunny that I turned it off after 10 minutes, and The Love Guru.. oh boy let me tell you, is even worse. All of this guy's jokes are so hamfisted and forced. It is like he punches down his awful screenplay down the audience's throat. It is one of the worst things I have seen in recent times. I did not laugh once, not a smirk not and not even a tiny bit of recognition. This must be the saddest thing to do on Valentine's Day, to watch this awful mess. It is piece of shit, I cannot believe anyone would even watch it ironically." 0.5/5 simply atrocious.
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