Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on Dec 12, 2020 19:58:34 GMT
I found myself extremely disappointed and dissatisfied with the recent changes the Melee made to both his username and his avatar. There was a time I felt betrayed when I found out Maestro wasn't a ginger, however, over time I became accustomed to it. He was everyone's favorite fake ginger. I still wouldn't trust him with my life, but at least I could count on him being a fake ginger. Also, why change the classic and iconic title of Maestro to Monk? The Porno Monk doesn't sound good at all. No, no, no. To be the king of porn, he must have a worthy title, the Porno Maestro is the only title that can suffice. Therefore, Melee must also change back to MeleeMaestro, or the PornoMaestro, whichever he wants. So, I call every member on the Wind Squid Pub to vote on whether Melee should revert back to his previous self.
Just look at the avatars, the new Melee looks miserable. #BringBackTheFakeGinger
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Dlotn
Strong Wing
One of my biggest regrets: Making trades and bets with Balder
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Post by Dlotn on Dec 12, 2020 20:02:29 GMT
I was shocked to think that his avatar once smiled... What a simpler time...
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Post by schmeb on Dec 12, 2020 20:11:23 GMT
I think I speak for all of us when I say we want the old Melee back. You can almost feel the change in the way Melee acts and talks after the profile avatar change was made. I also don't know Melee and I've never really been on this forum before but I want to fit in so I'll jump on the bandwagon.
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centipede
CGR Undertow Groupie
It was just one soy latte, I swear!
Posts: 2,691 
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Post by centipede on Dec 12, 2020 22:57:35 GMT
Are we starting a GoFundMe or something?
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scipioafricanus
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
Posts: 3,568
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Post by scipioafricanus on Dec 13, 2020 3:35:32 GMT
I found myself extremely disappointed and dissatisfied with the recent changes the Melee made to both his username and his avatar. There was a time I felt betrayed when I found out Maestro wasn't a ginger, however, over time I became accustomed to it. He was everyone's favorite fake ginger. I still wouldn't trust him with my life, but at least I could count on him being a fake ginger. Also, why change the classic and iconic title of Maestro to Monk? The Porno Monk doesn't sound good at all. No, no, no. To be the king of porn, he must have a worthy title, the Porno Maestro is the only title that can suffice. Therefore, Melee must also change back to MeleeMaestro, or the PornoMaestro, whichever he wants. So, I call every member on the Wind Squid Pub to vote on whether Melee should revert back to his previous self.
Just look at the avatars, the new Melee looks miserable. #BringBackTheFakeGinger
Do you have moderator power just to change his name anyway?
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cobretti
Vanguard Ranger
Strong Arm Of The Law
Posts: 1,733
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Post by cobretti on Dec 13, 2020 4:41:26 GMT
I was shocked to think that his avatar once smiled... What a simpler time... His avatar once smiled but I don’t ever think he’s smiled. |
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
Posts: 6,822
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Post by Balder on Dec 13, 2020 11:19:15 GMT
I found myself extremely disappointed and dissatisfied with the recent changes the Melee made to both his username and his avatar. There was a time I felt betrayed when I found out Maestro wasn't a ginger, however, over time I became accustomed to it. He was everyone's favorite fake ginger. I still wouldn't trust him with my life, but at least I could count on him being a fake ginger. Also, why change the classic and iconic title of Maestro to Monk? The Porno Monk doesn't sound good at all. No, no, no. To be the king of porn, he must have a worthy title, the Porno Maestro is the only title that can suffice. Therefore, Melee must also change back to MeleeMaestro, or the PornoMaestro, whichever he wants. So, I call every member on the Wind Squid Pub to vote on whether Melee should revert back to his previous self.
Just look at the avatars, the new Melee looks miserable. #BringBackTheFakeGinger
Do you have moderator power just to change his name anyway? Unfortunately, it's not possible. Maybe with admin powers it's possible, but not with moderator powers unfortunately. We need to convince the Maestro that he needs to see the error of his ways. |
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Post by winnersdontusedrugs on Dec 13, 2020 17:54:39 GMT
The Melee we see now is a body double. The real Melee died in my arms after a vicious battle with Captain Pollution. In his last words, he admitted that Balder won every argument they've ever been in. I miss him guys.
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scipioafricanus
Cartoon Pony Wrangler
Sega Does What Nintendon't... except the 32X
Posts: 3,568
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Post by scipioafricanus on Dec 13, 2020 18:13:06 GMT
The Melee we see now is a body double. The real Melee died in my arms after a vicious battle with Captain Pollution. In his last words, he admitted that Balder won every argument they've ever been in. I miss him guys.  |
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
Posts: 6,822
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Post by Balder on Dec 13, 2020 19:10:57 GMT
The Melee we see now is a body double. The real Melee died in my arms after a vicious battle with Captain Pollution. In his last words, he admitted that Balder won every argument they've ever been in. I miss him guys. What a redemption arc. |
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Pimpjira
Guardian Force Shooter
Posts: 1,102
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Post by Pimpjira on Dec 14, 2020 15:48:49 GMT
inb4 Maestro claims Balder is racist for trying to have him whitewash his new avatar.
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
Posts: 6,822
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Post by Balder on Dec 14, 2020 16:48:25 GMT
inb4 Maestro claims Balder is racist for trying to have him whitewash his new avatar.
inb4 I claim he uses blackface because I'm pretty sure he's White. Even though there's the off chance he's not White, he's at least privileged enough to care about the environment, meat consumption etc. |
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stratogustav
Supreme Overlord
Warrior with Bandana
Posts: 7,460
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Post by stratogustav on Dec 14, 2020 16:49:01 GMT
Hahaha, man this thread is so money, only in the pub you see gold like this.
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
Posts: 6,822
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Post by Balder on Dec 14, 2020 18:00:34 GMT
Hahaha, man this thread is so money, only in the pub you see gold like this. Yeah, I can't wait for Melee to get to the library or the nearest Mcdonald's to mooch of some of that WiFi so he can see this. |
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cobretti
Vanguard Ranger
Strong Arm Of The Law
Posts: 1,733
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Post by cobretti on Dec 15, 2020 1:03:24 GMT
Hahaha, man this thread is so money, only in the pub you see gold like this. Yeah, I can't wait for Melee to get to the library or the nearest Mcdonald's to mooch of some of that WiFi so he can see this. I think it’s time for him to get a tracfone or get a boost mobile phone from the gas station. Not having the internet must be the pits. |
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