cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Sept 1, 2021 9:53:47 GMT
I’m about to put your ass in the Steiner Recliner.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Sept 1, 2021 11:18:15 GMT
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Sept 2, 2021 16:03:02 GMT
You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Balder and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another poster you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add MeleeMonk to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way on this forum, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz MeleeMonk KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Balder, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning on this forum. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning! Señor Balder? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the pub! |
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Sept 2, 2021 17:04:04 GMT
You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Balder and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another poster you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add MeleeMonk to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way on this forum, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz MeleeMonk KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Balder , you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning on this forum. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning! Señor Balder ? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the pub! Cobretti, are you roid-raging again? I should've warned you to stay off those steroids. Just look what roids did to this poor chap here: Hey....that wouldn't happen to be you in the video, would it, Cobretti? It could explain a lot. |
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cobretti
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Balder…
Sept 2, 2021 17:20:52 GMT
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Post by cobretti on Sept 2, 2021 17:20:52 GMT
You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Balder and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another poster you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add MeleeMonk to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way on this forum, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz MeleeMonk KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Balder , you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning on this forum. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning! Señor Balder ? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the pub! Cobretti, are you roid-raging again? I should've warned you to stay off those steroids. Just look what roids did to this poor chap here: Hey....that wouldn't happen to be you in the video, would it, Cobretti? It could explain a lot. Hell yeah you know that’s me setting the lunk alarm off at Planet Shitness |
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Sept 2, 2021 17:38:49 GMT
Cobretti, are you roid-raging again? I should've warned you to stay off those steroids. Just look what roids did to this poor chap here: Hey....that wouldn't happen to be you in the video, would it, Cobretti? It could explain a lot. Hell yeah you know that’s me setting the lunk alarm off at Planet Shitness Are there any gyms that can handle your roid rage? If you don't want to drop the roids, then I suggest looking for one, because the Wind Squid Pub isn't designed to handle roid rage! |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Sept 2, 2021 18:46:27 GMT
Hell yeah you know that’s me setting the lunk alarm off at Planet Shitness Are there any gyms that can handle your roid rage? If you don't want to drop the roids, then I suggest looking for one, because the Wind Squid Pub isn't designed to handle roid rage! Or you guys can get on my level. I’m a vegan natty and all I need to do to raise my test levels is suntan my nutsack at the public park! Edit: almost forgot the chicken, broccoli, and rice! |
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Sept 3, 2021 17:36:13 GMT
Are there any gyms that can handle your roid rage? If you don't want to drop the roids, then I suggest looking for one, because the Wind Squid Pub isn't designed to handle roid rage! Or you guys can get on my level. I’m a vegan natty and all I need to do to raise my test levels is suntan my nutsack at the public park! Edit: almost forgot the chicken, broccoli, and rice! Or, you could become a soy boy. Have you considered becoming a soy boy, Cobretti? Gettin' jacked up on soy 'n wheat? |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Sept 5, 2021 13:33:44 GMT
Or you guys can get on my level. I’m a vegan natty and all I need to do to raise my test levels is suntan my nutsack at the public park! Edit: almost forgot the chicken, broccoli, and rice! Or, you could become a soy boy. Have you considered becoming a soy boy, Cobretti? Gettin' jacked up on soy 'n wheat? Never. Gotta inject that tren directly into my ballbag everyday. |
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Sept 5, 2021 20:33:34 GMT
Or, you could become a soy boy. Have you considered becoming a soy boy, Cobretti? Gettin' jacked up on soy 'n wheat? Never. Gotta inject that tren directly into my ballbag everyday. But just think of all the chicks you could pick up that you can't get right now if you went full soy-boy. Being a soy-boy isn't for everyone, but it has its benefits. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Sept 5, 2021 20:35:45 GMT
The certified soy boy incel giving tips on how to score chicks. This is fucking golden. I'm laughing out loud to myself here.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Sept 6, 2021 16:38:44 GMT
Or you guys can get on my level. I’m a vegan natty and all I need to do to raise my test levels is suntan my nutsack at the public park! Edit: almost forgot the chicken, broccoli, and rice! Or, you could become a soy boy. Have you considered becoming a soy boy, Cobretti? Gettin' jacked up on soy 'n wheat? All the freaks know when the dark side of the moon rises, the flip side of cobretti comes out, and that’s all about love, taste, and touch. |
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stratogustav
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Post by stratogustav on Oct 13, 2021 17:58:08 GMT
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Oct 13, 2021 23:32:39 GMT
Hot freak. Impressive peak. |
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