Automobile discussion of the week: The Ultimate Behemoth
Jun 20, 2022 1:05:05 GMT
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Post by MeleeMonk on Jun 20, 2022 1:05:05 GMT
This week, I'd like to know what the pub thinks of what is quite possibly the single-largest civilian-legal vehicle to have ever existed in human history. Ladies (?) and gentlemen, I present to you: The Ultimate Behemoth.
This bastard is so big I couldn't even find a .jpeg of it that wasn't cut off towards the top or the bottom!
The Ultimate Behemoth was a two-story, double-decker super RV that was available exclusively (?) through Bob's RV Round-Up (remember him?)
STATISTICS:
engine size: behemoth
wheelbase: behemoth
height: behemoth (at least 20 feet)
width: behemoth (at least 12 feet)
length: behemoth (around 100 feet?)
curb weight: behemoth
fuel type: unknown (probably diesel)
fuel economy: one gas station per mile
no. of wheels: at least 10
no. of headlights: 12
starting price: in the tens of millions $$$
INCLUDED FEATURES:
-its own satellite dish (which receives broadcasts from its own exclusive space satellite)
-four individual deep-friers
-at least one family-sized refrigerator (in the second floor living room)
-a second-floor dining room complete with a chandelier
-a built-in fireplace complete with a working chimney
-an 8x6 foot (?) built-in CRT television in the second story living room
-a fog-horn in place of a regular horn
-a built-in elevator
-a driver's compartment located on the second story (unheard of even for full-sized RVs or double-decker buses)
-at least one master bedroom located on the second floor
-seven passenger windows on each side (?) for a total of 14 (?)
I would love to know what you dudes think of this mythically massive mother-hubber of a land yacht. Discuss!
This bastard is so big I couldn't even find a .jpeg of it that wasn't cut off towards the top or the bottom!
The Ultimate Behemoth was a two-story, double-decker super RV that was available exclusively (?) through Bob's RV Round-Up (remember him?)
STATISTICS:
engine size: behemoth
wheelbase: behemoth
height: behemoth (at least 20 feet)
width: behemoth (at least 12 feet)
length: behemoth (around 100 feet?)
curb weight: behemoth
fuel type: unknown (probably diesel)
fuel economy: one gas station per mile
no. of wheels: at least 10
no. of headlights: 12
starting price: in the tens of millions $$$
INCLUDED FEATURES:
-its own satellite dish (which receives broadcasts from its own exclusive space satellite)
-four individual deep-friers
-at least one family-sized refrigerator (in the second floor living room)
-a second-floor dining room complete with a chandelier
-a built-in fireplace complete with a working chimney
-an 8x6 foot (?) built-in CRT television in the second story living room
-a fog-horn in place of a regular horn
-a built-in elevator
-a driver's compartment located on the second story (unheard of even for full-sized RVs or double-decker buses)
-at least one master bedroom located on the second floor
-seven passenger windows on each side (?) for a total of 14 (?)
I would love to know what you dudes think of this mythically massive mother-hubber of a land yacht. Discuss!
