MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on May 28, 2023 4:54:06 GMT
Here's an interesting proposition I thought I should raise with you guys: Are there privileges you feel should be taken away from first world citizens (driving, liquor, kids, guns, pets, etc.)?
And here's the follow-up question: if so, what privileges?
Here are the privileges I think should be taken away from all first world adults ASAP:
-Having kids. There will always be child abusers, procreation offenders, and assholes who play favorites in society (like the Turpins, for example). So it's become beyond obvious to me, a victim of child abuse who's parent's played favorites, that all first world countries need to begin enforcing a one child policy to combat these issues surrounding the abuse/misuse of procreation such as infanticide, playing favorites, religious agendas, nationalism, etc. The effects of human overpopulation on climate change is another reason why we should limit all first world families to having no more than one child each.
-Liquor. Liquor is the worst drug because it causes alcoholism, and alcoholism is the worst form of drug addiction because it causes more harm to the surrounding people- namely, it takes MORE LIVES annually- than any other type of addiction. At one point alcoholics were such a problem that a global movement against it (i.e. prohibition) was established just to get rid of them! I say we fucking get rid of all of them and make them suffer until the very end.
-Guns. Civilians should not own firearms of any kind, especially middle and upper class civilians since they have the most financial influence within society. Gun safes don't work because the adults who own guns are often alcoholics and sociopaths, i.e. the people who are most likely to commit murder or create violence. Only the governments should possess guns.
-Full sized trucks & SUVs. This is more of an american problem than anything, but I personally believe that all full-sized trucks and SUVs like the Chevy Suburban, the Ford Expedition, the Ford F-150, the GMC Yukon, etc. should be banned from the civilian market. Americans abuse their privileges with them by using them as daily drivers in densely populated urban areas like cities which creates copious amounts of smog and soot which people breath in. In my experience, nobody needs more than a Wuling Mini EV, a Tata Nano, a Honda Acty or a Tata Magic Iris as a daily driver or for the weekend category. Americans are just total pigs who deny climate change and think they need or deserve everything in excess so they shouldn't have any say on these matters.
-School sports. I already explained in depth in another post so many problems school sports creates and why this system only benefits the 1%. So we need to get rid of it because the wrong kinds of people just abuse it and it turns the kids into a bunch of bloodthirsty savages.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on May 28, 2023 5:30:22 GMT
Melee I think you should smoke a doobie and calm your ass down.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on May 28, 2023 9:14:45 GMT
I wonder if people in the real world knows how crazy the Maestro is, completely unhinged.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jun 1, 2023 1:13:43 GMT
I wonder if people in the real world knows how crazy the Maestro is, completely unhinged. He’d be pretty normal if he lived in the part of the world I do. He’d have a shot at winning a city council seat. Or he’d be homeless because I don’t know if he ever developed job skills. Or hell maybe both! |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jun 1, 2023 18:53:06 GMT
I wonder if people in the real world knows how crazy the Maestro is, completely unhinged. He’d be pretty normal if he lived in the part of the world I do. He’d have a shot at winning a city council seat. Or he’d be homeless because I don’t know if he ever developed job skills. Or hell maybe both! The 80's told me we were getting cool dystopias with films like Blade Runner. Instead we get this crap. Just give me my leather coat instead. |
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Jun 2, 2023 4:21:39 GMT
OH, I just remembered another privilege americans abuse that we NEED to take away: SCHOOL SPORTS  There are so many things wrong with school sports and all of the problems it creates. I don't know if school sports is that much of a problem in other countries (I haven't heard anything) but in america....oh my god, how do I even explain this mess. Basically, school sports is the reason americans don't have access to free college tuition (i.e. through the government), because the conservative-run Athletic Directors' Association forces kids to gain access to free college tuition strictly and only through sports scholarships. So, if you're not good at sports (i.e. if you're physically disadvantaged or suffer from mental or physical disabilities) then chances are that you won't be able to afford to go to college because you won't be able to afford the college tuition, which you'll have to pay out of pocket. So basically it creates an artificial form of natural selection in the schools: survival of the fittest. Whoever is the biggest and the strongest and has the best results at sports are the ones who will lead this the next generation of this male dominated society. And that only scratches the surface of everything wrong with school sports in america. Because then there all of the problems that this system creates like christian zealots abusing their procreation privileges just so they can use their litter of cleft-chinned, ugly, oversized kids to farm sports scholarships in an attempt to spread their faith, inequality within the school with a preference for machismo jocks over all others, toxic masculinity within the school, rape culture in the school (i.e. jocks raping girls and getting away with it because they're "worth too much to the school"), bullying (i.e. toxic masculinity), etc. and the list just goes on and on. All this garbage is a result of this stupid system that just ruins this god-forsaken country. It just creates too much competition among students and ruins the ethics of school culture. And then there's Major League Sports, which is an issue all by itself, which should come as no surprise for anyone who reads the news regularly. Anyway, back to school sports: I am not even kidding here when I say school sports nearly took my own life; I went to prison for TWO FUCKING YEARS all because a family of far-right jock zealots swatted me with bullshit allegations that they fabricated and then my regressive, oversized far-right Christian YMCA principal conspired with them to put me away. And even though the school's administration eventually found out that the principal had fabricated the allegations (the family who ordered the hit was never caught, however), he never faced any consequences because all of the protections the Bush Administration provided middle and upper class citizens (i.e. the american 1%) at the time. But those two years in prison were enough to ruin my life because of the intense cruelty of the american prison system. Long story short: we need to get rid of school sports because it ruins so many lives in america every year and all it really does is enable the wrong kinds of people. We need to take it away and give the american people free college tuition which should come from the pockets of the 1% through higher tax rates. |
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centipede
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Post by centipede on Jun 2, 2023 12:27:50 GMT
Take your pills, Chairman Melee
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Jun 3, 2023 0:16:34 GMT
Take your pills, Chairman Melee Pills are a scam. The pharmaceutical industry is just a huge hoax with the intent of stealing everyone's money. I've tried roughly a dozen prescription medications for my various mental illnesses, and of those dozen or so meds only one of them gave me positive results overall. This is what inspired me to become interested in scientology. But this is beside the point. Quit derailing this thread, Centipede. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jun 3, 2023 0:18:26 GMT
Take your pills, Chairman Melee Pills are a scam. The pharmaceutical industry is just a huge hoax with the intent of stealing everyone's money. I've tried roughly a dozen prescription medications for my various mental illnesses, and of those dozen or so meds only one of them gave me positive results overall. This is what inspired me to become interested in scientology. But this is beside the point. Quit derailing this thread, Centipede. You’re too broke to be a Scientologist. This coming for the guy who was mooching Wi-Fi from McDonalds. |
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jun 3, 2023 0:42:18 GMT
Pills are a scam. The pharmaceutical industry is just a huge hoax with the intent of stealing everyone's money. I've tried roughly a dozen prescription medications for my various mental illnesses, and of those dozen or so meds only one of them gave me positive results overall. This is what inspired me to become interested in scientology. But this is beside the point. Quit derailing this thread, Centipede. You’re too broke to be a Scientologist. This coming for the guy who was mooching Wi-Fi from McDonalds.  |
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Jun 3, 2023 2:55:37 GMT
Pills are a scam. The pharmaceutical industry is just a huge hoax with the intent of stealing everyone's money. I've tried roughly a dozen prescription medications for my various mental illnesses, and of those dozen or so meds only one of them gave me positive results overall. This is what inspired me to become interested in scientology. But this is beside the point. Quit derailing this thread, Centipede. You’re too broke to be a Scientologist. This coming for the guy who was mooching Wi-Fi from McDonalds. Shows what you know. You're all about money, Cobretti. All the world's greediest, most ignorant villains are. Go hang out at Lickboot's mansion and fume over money. Because I don't wanna hear it. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jun 3, 2023 3:10:27 GMT
You’re too broke to be a Scientologist. This coming for the guy who was mooching Wi-Fi from McDonalds. Shows what you know. You're all about money, Cobretti. All the world's greediest, most ignorant villains are. Go hang out at Lickboot's mansion and fume over money. Because I don't wanna hear it. Have fun spending the rest of your days breaking rocks at the Tom Cruise slave camp when you can’t afford the auditing, which I guess for you will be when you first walk through the door. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jun 3, 2023 8:41:38 GMT
Scientology??? This man continues to disappoint me, and I had no idea I could get any more disappointed in him, but he sure got there. Now I'm seriously wondering, what is your day like MeleeMonk. How do you pass the time? Are you currently working? Are there people you hang out with on a weekly basis? Please enlighten me. |
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centipede
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Post by centipede on Jun 3, 2023 13:05:29 GMT
I get the feeling he's TRYING to disappoint, like he's trolling.
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