ModdedCentipede
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Post by ModdedCentipede on Jun 11, 2023 23:11:08 GMT
This week, we need more ninjas.
Here's the full movie.
Year: 1985 Starring: Sho Kosugi, Brent Huff, Emelia Lesniak, Regina Richardson, Kane (Takeshi) Kosugi, Vijay Amritraj, Blackie Dammett, Sonny Erang, Bruce Fanger
Directed by: Emmett Alston
Written by: Emmett Alston
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Jun 14, 2023 2:27:47 GMT
This one is really damn great. Sho Kosugi is some kind of ninja 007 (the opening of the movie is very 007, by the way) and has the help of other two special agents: some dude and a hot bimbo. Kosugi's son also shows briefly his kid ninja skills. Again, the setting is a modern tropical place, as seen in Enter the Ninja: a bus full of tourists is kidnapped and ninja ensues. One of the villains is a woman who likes to scream every single word. 5/5
There's no ninja moustache in sight, though.
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MeleeMonk
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Post by MeleeMonk on Jun 15, 2023 2:33:20 GMT
Looks like this movie was so worthless that even Youtube didn't want it on their site. Can't blame 'em. I mean, it's just another ninja flick. Who cares.
Hey Centipede, when are we gonna talk about my Earth Day pick that I suggested months ago? It's available for free (with ads) on Youtube right now, so it's kinda baffling that we can't discuss it but for some reason we are discussing generic, obscure 80s ninja movies that no one even has access to. I doubt there's even anything really special about this movie anyway, unless it has ambitious levels of gore like other 80s thrillers such as Hellraiser, Robocop, Day of the Dead, etc. That's really all the 80s was known for, gore and special effects. I doubt this no-name ninja film can top any of those movies in that regard.
EDIT: lol, it only has a 3.9/10 IMDB score (less than 1,600 votes BTW) and doesn't even have its own wikipedia page. I was right. This movie is just forgotten garbage. It has to be.
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Post by Pimpjira on Jun 15, 2023 20:17:13 GMT
Looks like this movie was so worthless that even Youtube didn't want it on their site. Can't blame 'em. I mean, it's just another ninja flick. Who cares. Hey Centipede, when are we gonna talk about my Earth Day pick that I suggested months ago? It's available for free (with ads) on Youtube right now, so it's kinda baffling that we can't discuss it but for some reason we are discussing generic, obscure 80s ninja movies that no one even has access to. I doubt there's even anything really special about this movie anyway, unless it has ambitious levels of gore like other 80s thrillers such as Hellraiser, Robocop, Day of the Dead, etc. That's really all the 80s was known for, gore and special effects. I doubt this no-name ninja film can top any of those movies in that regard. EDIT: lol, it only has a 3.9/10 IMDB score (less than 1,600 votes BTW) and doesn't even have its own wikipedia page. I was right. This movie is just forgotten garbage. It has to be. 'This video is unavailable' is misleading, you can watch the whole thing if you do it on YT. It just seems embeds of it don't work. Go for it! I'm sure you'll love it. |
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Post by cobretti on Jun 18, 2023 5:34:20 GMT
Looks like this movie was so worthless that even Youtube didn't want it on their site. Can't blame 'em. I mean, it's just another ninja flick. Who cares. Hey Centipede, when are we gonna talk about my Earth Day pick that I suggested months ago? It's available for free (with ads) on Youtube right now, so it's kinda baffling that we can't discuss it but for some reason we are discussing generic, obscure 80s ninja movies that no one even has access to. I doubt there's even anything really special about this movie anyway, unless it has ambitious levels of gore like other 80s thrillers such as Hellraiser, Robocop, Day of the Dead, etc. That's really all the 80s was known for, gore and special effects. I doubt this no-name ninja film can top any of those movies in that regard. EDIT: lol, it only has a 3.9/10 IMDB score (less than 1,600 votes BTW) and doesn't even have its own wikipedia page. I was right. This movie is just forgotten garbage. It has to be. No one gives a dead moose’s last shit about your environmental movie. Nine Deaths of the Ninja has ninjas, which makes it infinitely better than whatever lame ass greenpeace movie you watch. I bet it doesn’t even have tits in it. Waste of time. |
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Jun 22, 2023 3:18:11 GMT
No one gives a dead moose’s last shit about your environmental movie. Nine Deaths of the Ninja has ninjas, which makes it infinitely better than whatever lame ass greenpeace movie you watch. I bet it doesn’t even have tits in it. Waste of time. By the way, I can confirm that there are tits in 9 Deaths of the Ninja. |
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