ModdedCentipede
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Post by ModdedCentipede on Oct 22, 2023 12:16:40 GMT
mOAR jAS0N in three dee
Year: 1983
Starring:Dana Kimmell, Paul Kratka, Richard Brooker Directed by: Steve Miner
Written by: Martin Kitrosser, Carol Watson
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Oct 22, 2023 14:00:51 GMT
If there is one thing I need, it’s Jason in extra dimensions. Jason rules in 2D and 3D. Probably rules in 4D as well. It’s all about Jason.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Oct 23, 2023 19:11:49 GMT
This movie sucked. The only thing that kep me awake was the outdated 3D filmmaking techniques, which were so bad they were funny to watch. Nothing interesting happens in this one. 1.5/5.
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dschult3
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Post by dschult3 on Oct 23, 2023 19:26:15 GMT
This movie sucked. The only thing that kep me awake was the outdated 3D filmmaking techniques, which were so bad they were funny to watch. Nothing interesting happens in this one. 1.5/5. So which is worse: This or Jaws 3D? |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Oct 23, 2023 21:50:09 GMT
This movie sucked. The only thing that kep me awake was the outdated 3D filmmaking techniques, which were so bad they were funny to watch. Nothing interesting happens in this one. 1.5/5. Woah woah let’s hold our horses, cowboy. You do realize you have a Jason movie a 1.5, right? Did you forget that Jason was in this movie? It’s worth at least a 3 (one star for each dimension the movie was filmed in) Now add two just for having Jason, and you easily end up at 5 stars. Please update you review immediately or sooner. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Oct 24, 2023 14:03:28 GMT
This movie sucked. The only thing that kep me awake was the outdated 3D filmmaking techniques, which were so bad they were funny to watch. Nothing interesting happens in this one. 1.5/5. Woah woah let’s hold our horses, cowboy. You do realize you have a Jason movie a 1.5, right? Did you forget that Jason was in this movie? It’s worth at least a 3 (one star for each dimension the movie was filmed in) Now add two just for having Jason, and you easily end up at 5 stars. Please update you review immediately or sooner. Hahaha, this is the classic cobretti response I was waiting for. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Oct 24, 2023 14:03:55 GMT
This movie sucked. The only thing that kep me awake was the outdated 3D filmmaking techniques, which were so bad they were funny to watch. Nothing interesting happens in this one. 1.5/5. So which is worse: This or Jaws 3D? I'll come back to this question once I've watched it. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Oct 27, 2023 0:16:03 GMT
Woah woah let’s hold our horses, cowboy. You do realize you have a Jason movie a 1.5, right? Did you forget that Jason was in this movie? It’s worth at least a 3 (one star for each dimension the movie was filmed in) Now add two just for having Jason, and you easily end up at 5 stars. Please update you review immediately or sooner. Hahaha, this is the classic cobretti response I was waiting for. And yet you have FAILED to address the valid critiques I had of your review of Jason Part 3D starting Jason. |
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