ModdedCentipede
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Post by ModdedCentipede on Nov 20, 2023 2:31:49 GMT
From the foul minds of Troma, prepare to get utterly Troma-tised as you get thrown into...  Year: 1988 Starring: Carolyn Beauchamp, Sean Bowen, Michael Ryder, Patrick Weathers, Jessica Dublin, Ara Romanoff Directed by: Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman Written by: Lloyd Kaufman |
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Post by cobretti on Nov 20, 2023 3:42:47 GMT
Look, I gotta admit, Its been a really long time since I've seen Troma's War, but its Troma, so it gets a five. It just does. Don't even fucking question me about it. You just have to fucking accept it.
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Post by centipede on Nov 20, 2023 9:40:50 GMT
Look, I gotta admit, Its been a really long time since I've seen Troma's War, but its Troma, so it gets a five. It just does. Don't even fucking question me about it. You just have to fucking accept it. Good little boy, cobretti . Don't ask questions. Just consume product. Inspirational. |
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Post by cobretti on Nov 20, 2023 20:03:38 GMT
Look, I gotta admit, Its been a really long time since I've seen Troma's War, but its Troma, so it gets a five. It just does. Don't even fucking question me about it. You just have to fucking accept it. Good little boy, cobretti . Don't ask questions. Just consume product. Inspirational. Listen up, cowboy! I never said you had to blindly consume product. I ain’t even about that baloney. What I’m saying is Troma gets a five from me NO MATTER WHAT. Besides, this isn’t the kind of corporate SLOP people love now a days. This is Troma. |
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Post by centipede on Nov 21, 2023 3:34:25 GMT
Good little boy, cobretti . Don't ask questions. Just consume product. Inspirational. Listen up, cowboy! I never said you had to blindly consume product. I ain’t even about that baloney. What I’m saying is Troma gets a five from me NO MATTER WHAT. Besides, this isn’t the kind of corporate SLOP people love now a days. This is Troma. But if you don't remember what the movie was like, how do you know it was actually good? |
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Post by cobretti on Nov 21, 2023 4:49:18 GMT
Listen up, cowboy! I never said you had to blindly consume product. I ain’t even about that baloney. What I’m saying is Troma gets a five from me NO MATTER WHAT. Besides, this isn’t the kind of corporate SLOP people love now a days. This is Troma. But if you don't remember what the movie was like, how do you know it was actually good? Because the “Cobretti Scale” is the most scientific way of grading movies, and on that scale, being a Troma Team production is an automatic five stars. That’s the floor for a Troma movie. |
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Post by centipede on Nov 27, 2023 1:07:38 GMT
I gotta say one thing about this movie: I like how the machinegun has unlimited ammo and all the "Russians" are American street punks.
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Post by stratogustav on Dec 15, 2023 19:48:51 GMT
Makes me want to get a VHS machine.
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