Politician Discussion of the Week: Ronald Grump

This week, I would like to tell you about an often forgotten figure.

Ronald Grump is a furry, frog-like, American Pokemon.

Since nobody knew what the f&*^ was a Pokemon back before the 1990's, he was assumed to be a muppet and quickly deported to Sesame Street. Ronald worked his way through Sesame Street's seedy underworld and rose to prominence. At which point, through the blessings of the Egyptian frog god Kek, evolved into a real estate manager.

But , his failure to subjugate Sesame Street caused him ot de-evolve, but into a new variant: Donald Grump, who had the power to reproduce by using his hair to assimilate others into his species, a seen below:

At some point in the 2010's, he decided to run for President. After sacrificing Big Bird's first born to the Egyptian frog god Kek, he was blessed with a new evolution: Donald Trump.

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