billspreston
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Post by billspreston on May 5, 2017 13:35:54 GMT
Well... It's still clever (er than VII) 
They call the Millennium Falcon a hunk of junk in IV too. That was before it took out the 2nd Death Star. Great historically significant museum pieces are not discarded like junk !!  I don't care much for anything outside the original 3 movies and the Ewok movie where Wilfred Brimley goes on about diabetes for 14 minutes, but it definitely fits that the Millennium Falcon is lost and considered spare parts. This new stuff where Han is a deadbeat dad capturing endangered animals and Luke is a failure that discovered Yoda's entire life was a lie...well it's good for people too young to experience the originals since it reboots the franchise. Luke...Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke..there...is...another...sky-wa-lker...and.....*cough*...everything...trained have I...was...total....bull....shit...do not....pass on...what you have learned...be...cause...time...for...Jedi...to...end....it...isBEN?! Why didn't you tell me? About your father?No! About this Jedi stuff being bullshit. Well, at least once I stop the Emperor all this hardship can end. Yeah...about that...your nephew, Luke...WHAT?! *chases ghost Ben around with lightsaber*Luke...you can't hurt me with that thing, Lukethen why are you running?! |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on May 5, 2017 13:45:38 GMT
Well... It's still clever (er than VII)
That was before it took out the 2nd Death Star. Great historically significant museum pieces are not discarded like junk !! I don't care much for anything outside the original 3 movies and the Ewok movie where Wilfred Brimley goes on about diabetes for 14 minutes, but it definitely fits that the Millennium Falcon is lost and considered spare parts. This new stuff where Han is a deadbeat dad capturing endangered animals and Luke is a failure that discovered Yoda's entire life was a lie...well it's good for people too young to experience the originals since it reboots the franchise. Luke...Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke..there...is...another...sky-wa-lker...and.....*cough*...everything...trained have I...was...total....bull....shit...do not....pass on...what you have learned...be...cause...time...for...Jedi...to...end....it...isBEN?! Why didn't you tell me? About your father?No! About this Jedi stuff being bullshit. Well, at least once I stop the Emperor all this hardship can end. Yeah...about that...your nephew, Luke...WHAT?! *chases ghost Ben around with lightsaber*Luke...you can't hurt me with that thing, Lukethen why are you running?! Nothing beats the OT, but the new movies doesn't take shit over them. |
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leaon79s
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Post by leaon79s on May 5, 2017 13:59:46 GMT
This new stuff where Han is a deadbeat dad capturing endangered animals and Luke is a failure that discovered Yoda's entire life was a lie...well it's good for people too young to experience the originals since it reboots the franchise.  Well... It's still clever (er than VII)
That was before it took out the 2nd Death Star. Great historically significant museum pieces are not discarded like junk !! It was stolen, not discarded. Get it right dude if you're going to shit on it. 皮肉もわからない子供のくせに。。。。  |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on May 5, 2017 14:46:38 GMT
This new stuff where Han is a deadbeat dad capturing endangered animals and Luke is a failure that discovered Yoda's entire life was a lie...well it's good for people too young to experience the originals since it reboots the franchise. It was stolen, not discarded. Get it right dude if you're going to shit on it. 皮肉もわからない子供のくせに。。。。 In English por favor. |
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stratogustav
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Post by stratogustav on May 5, 2017 15:19:25 GMT
I liked Rogue One more than Episode VII. Ex-Machina is not overrated, the movie basically describes our obsession with AI and gaming in general, plus Alicia Vikander looks like the Mona Lisa hot, well she always does.
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on May 5, 2017 15:22:05 GMT
皮肉もわからない子供のくせに。。。。 In English por favor. He's clearly agreeing with you. |
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on May 5, 2017 22:24:29 GMT
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on May 6, 2017 2:58:00 GMT
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on May 6, 2017 7:46:53 GMT
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Balder
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Post by Balder on May 6, 2017 10:20:35 GMT
centipede I wish that thing was actually made into a full length movie or a series.
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on May 6, 2017 14:44:59 GMT
I was just watching some of Ep VII and was reminded of how lame Kylo Ren is. I hope they kill him off in Last Jedi.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on May 6, 2017 17:17:40 GMT
I was just watching some of Ep VII and was reminded of how lame Kylo Ren is. I hope they kill him off in Last Jedi. What the hell is wrong with you people? He was pretty cool dude. |
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on May 6, 2017 20:08:43 GMT
I was just watching some of Ep VII and was reminded of how lame Kylo Ren is. I hope they kill him off in Last Jedi. What the hell is wrong with you people? He was pretty cool dude. Preferably he's just already died between the two movies and they just explain it away as some freak accident in the opening crawl. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on May 6, 2017 21:36:16 GMT
What the hell is wrong with you people? He was pretty cool dude. Preferably he's just already died between the two movies and they just explain it away as some freak accident in the opening crawl. Even though you hate Kylo Ren, you would have to agree that that would be really shitty writing. |
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Post by spidershinobi on May 7, 2017 1:02:01 GMT
I was going to watch Star Wars One Sith XXX Parody that day, but I ended up too busy for that. I was just watching some of Ep VII and was reminded of how lame Kylo Ren is. I hope they kill him off in Last Jedi. I've heard that it may have been on purpose that everything about him is cheesy and shitty. |
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