centipede
CGR Undertow Groupie
It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on May 31, 2017 22:14:58 GMT
The reason for this thread: it's been too long since I last had a date. Online dating is a waste of time and money, so I have to get girls in the flesh.
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on May 31, 2017 23:02:22 GMT
The reason for this thread: it's been too long since I last had a date. Online dating is a waste of time and money, so I have to get girls in the flesh. Online dating fucking sucks anyway. Tinder is a fucking pointless game.
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stratogustav
Supreme Overlord
Warrior with Bandana
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Post by stratogustav on Jun 1, 2017 0:08:21 GMT
The reason for this thread: it's been too long since I last had a date. Online dating is a waste of time and money, so I have to get girls in the flesh. Nice to hear you are motivated. I hope my previous tips were of any help, even if minimal.
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billspreston
Cheru Wing
I wrote Max Reebo's first 3 hits
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Post by billspreston on Jun 1, 2017 1:13:48 GMT
Definitely feel free to post your stories here. If one goes out of line that's why we have the moderatots, so no worries, it's all good. Glue stories? Because one time I glued this frikken ____ to a phone and ____ was ____ with a _____ upside-down and I heard it took em 2 weeks to ___ the ___ out afterwards. also I saw what you did there
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jun 1, 2017 22:02:26 GMT
The reason for this thread: it's been too long since I last had a date. Online dating is a waste of time and money, so I have to get girls in the flesh. It might be a good idea to find a phrase other than "in the flesh" to refer to dating with. I'm picking up a subtle cannibalistic undertone there.
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on Jun 1, 2017 22:20:18 GMT
The reason for this thread: it's been too long since I last had a date. Online dating is a waste of time and money, so I have to get girls in the flesh. It might be a good idea to find a phrase other than "in the flesh" to refer to dating with. I'm picking up a subtle cannibalistic undertone there. I sense Pink Floyd tones.
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centipede
CGR Undertow Groupie
It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Jun 2, 2017 9:25:18 GMT
It might be a good idea to find a phrase other than "in the flesh" to refer to dating with. I'm picking up a subtle cannibalistic undertone there. I sense Pink Floyd tones. There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move, but I can't hear what you are saying
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on Jun 2, 2017 9:29:52 GMT
I sense Pink Floyd tones. There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move, but I can't hear what you are saying I was referring to "In the Flesh" but this will do.
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centipede
CGR Undertow Groupie
It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Jun 2, 2017 9:33:29 GMT
tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine? is this not what you expected to see? if you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes, you just have to claw your way through this disguise
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! And there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right! Get him up against the wall! That one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon, who let all this riff raff into the room? That one's smoking a joint, and that other one's got spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
(wild applause)
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jun 2, 2017 14:44:23 GMT
Oh, nice one. Distract them from their phones with a little open air serenade. Classy.
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fsfsxii
Space Striker
What to believe...
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Post by fsfsxii on Jun 8, 2017 16:36:39 GMT
Sorry, i'm taken!
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jun 8, 2017 17:33:24 GMT
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fsfsxii
Space Striker
What to believe...
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Post by fsfsxii on Jun 9, 2017 1:25:46 GMT
I'm not either, but i think you're married to Balder
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Dan E. Kool
Walking Trash Can Robot
Now With Extra Pulp!
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jun 9, 2017 8:02:43 GMT
I'm not either, but i think you're married to Balder Let me put it this way, I've made better decisions in my life. The divorce is almost finalized, but it's been a tough one because Balder WON'T COMPROMISE just as he NEVER DID which is why this whole thing FELL APART in the first place. But I'm going to be the bigger man here, for the sake of the kids, Marmite and Jiffy. I always was the bigger man anyway. If you know what I mean.
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Balder
Supreme Overlord
Trying to cut down the amount of movies I watch
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Post by Balder on Jun 9, 2017 9:34:44 GMT
I'm not either, but i think you're married to Balder Let me put it this way, I've made better decisions in my life. The divorce is almost finalized, but it's been a tough one because Balder WON'T COMPROMISE just as he NEVER DID which is why this whole thing FELL APART in the first place. But I'm going to be the bigger man here, for the sake of the kids, Marmite and Jiffy. I always was the bigger man anyway. If you know what I mean.I have the child custody of centipede and MeleeMonk.
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