scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Dec 6, 2017 1:16:54 GMT
Imagine Balder was secretly Jim Sterling trolling on us. Lol... is liking Jim Sterling that taboo? And if it was true, you would have to give me a lot of respect. All those years I've been fooling you. I've even faked a Norwegian accent while talking to lilchillbil and centipede on Skype and Teamspeak. All that research of Norwegian history and culture. Only, to fool stratogustav for not liking me after I made a review of Breath of the Wild. I think that would surpass scipioafricanus not being Black and Spirit Bomb not being ginger. Somone's been drinking again.... |
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Post by stratogustav on Dec 6, 2017 3:38:52 GMT
I wouldn't put it behind Jim Sterling, we just take a leap of faith that he is not you.
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Post by Balder on Dec 6, 2017 19:45:10 GMT
Lol... is liking Jim Sterling that taboo? And if it was true, you would have to give me a lot of respect. All those years I've been fooling you. I've even faked a Norwegian accent while talking to lilchillbil and centipede on Skype and Teamspeak. All that research of Norwegian history and culture. Only, to fool stratogustav for not liking me after I made a review of Breath of the Wild. I think that would surpass scipioafricanus not being Black and Spirit Bomb not being ginger. been drinking again.... Yeah and that somebody is scipioafricanus. |
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Dec 6, 2017 20:11:17 GMT
Balder has a point. Between the accent and the overt racism, he can be only one man...  👊
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Post by Balder on Dec 6, 2017 20:22:08 GMT
Balder has a point. Between the accent and the overt racism, he can be only one man... 👊 You got me...  |
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Post by cobretti on Dec 6, 2017 20:47:37 GMT
Some Cobretti honorable mentions I would feel remiss in not mentioning.
TIE! 13. Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
Both equally awesome but in different ways. The first is more intense. Arnold kills more people. The second has bigger and better action sequences and set pieces. Both excellent.
15. Over The Top
Stallone arm wrestles his way into his estranged son's heart in this touching family movie. heartfelt and loaded with powerful, bulging biceps. Made by Cannon, so you know its excellent.
16. Emmanuelle
The sensual Sylvia Kristel stars in the greatest skin flick of all time. Man, women. Emmanuelle doesn't care. She will get her gear off and get down with them all. A highly... stimulating movie.
17. Police Academy
The Gutt stars as Mahoney in one of my favorite comedy movies. His antics still hold up today. Also feature the great Michael Winslow with his sound effects and the guy who plays Tackleberry in his finest role, Tackleberry.
18. Coming To America
19. Invasion USA
Norris stars in this Cannon flick that has minimal plot, maximum action. Everything about Invasion USA is insane. A must watch.
20. Ninja 3: The Domination
Another Cannon classic. Lucinda Dickey, who I had a major crush on as a kid, is an aerobics instructor who becomes possesed by the soul of a dead ninja. Insanity ensues in my favorite Ninja movie of all time. Oh, and Lucinda Dickey looks delicious.
21. Dollman
From my second favorite movie studio, Full Moon. Dollman stars Tim Thomerson as Brick Bardo, a hard ass cop who doesn't play by the rules from another planet who gets stranded on Earth. When he comes too, he discovers he's only 12 inches tall.Â
22. Freddy 3: Dream Warriors
Freddy returns to kill off he last of the Elm Street kids. This is where we first start seeing the wisecracking Freddy. The kills are really fun and the Dokken soundtrack rocks.
23: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
The finest hour of the greatest sci-fi series ever. Star Trek II has the most exciting space combat ever in a movie. Also has the most heartbreaking ending ever in a movie.
24. Evil Dead II
Bruce stars in the perfect blend of horror and comedy. I'll never find Bruce hitting himself over the head with dinnerware not funny. And who doesn't like buckets of blood?
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Post by stratogustav on Dec 6, 2017 23:08:31 GMT
Balder now we know you are Jim Steerling and scipioafricanus is PewDiePie. What a small world. cobretti Zed was not on the first one, that's why I chose 2. 3 and 4 are cool as well. I really liked them all. I love Over The Top as well. It was a bigger hit than people think. During the90s a lot of kids loved to do those competitions at school.
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Post by Balder on Dec 6, 2017 23:16:53 GMT
Balder now we know you are Jim Steerling and scipioafricanus is PewDiePie. What a small world. cobretti Zed was not on the first one, that's why I chose 2. 3 and 4 are cool as well. I really liked them all. I love Over The Top as well. It was a bigger hit than people think. During the90s a lot of kids loved to do those competitions at school.  |
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Post by stratogustav on Dec 7, 2017 2:13:21 GMT
Man, I can't deny that gif is awesome. |
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Post by Cervantes on Dec 9, 2017 20:17:57 GMT
20. Ninja 3: The Domination
Another Cannon classic. Lucinda Dickey, who I had a major crush on as a kid, is an aerobics instructor who becomes possesed by the soul of a dead ninja. Insanity ensues in my favorite Ninja movie of all time. Oh, and Lucinda Dickey looks delicious. Let me just add that the entire Ninja Trilogy from Cannon is obligatory. I love Ninja 3, but Revenge of the Ninja is my personal favourite, albeit lacking in Lucinda Dickey and ninja exorcism. Edit: Just to say that my favourite Cannon Films' hot babe is Mathilda May in Lifeforce. |
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Post by cobretti on Dec 9, 2017 22:03:59 GMT
20. Ninja 3: The Domination
Another Cannon classic. Lucinda Dickey, who I had a major crush on as a kid, is an aerobics instructor who becomes possesed by the soul of a dead ninja. Insanity ensues in my favorite Ninja movie of all time. Oh, and Lucinda Dickey looks delicious. Let me just add that the entire Ninja Trilogy from Cannon is obligatory. I love Ninja 3, but Revenge of the Ninja is my personal favourite, albeit lacking in Lucinda Dickey and ninja exorcism. Edit: Just to say that my favourite Cannon Films' hot babe is Mathilda May in Lifeforce. Mathilda May's bod is rocking and she was very nude in Lifeforce. Cannon had a real knack for getting hot chicks nude. That's one of the big reasons why Cannon was the best. And yeah, The whole Ninja Trilogy is obligatory. So is the American Ninja series with Dudikoff. For some reason the second one sits in a mental blindspot for me. Maybe because the first one was personally handled by the man himself, Menahem Golan, and the third had Lucinda Dickey. This thread has been inspiring me to have a Cannon weekend. I've watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Cyborg, Over The Top, Delta Force, and Bloodsport so far. |
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Post by scipioafricanus on Dec 9, 2017 23:10:19 GMT
Let me just add that the entire Ninja Trilogy from Cannon is obligatory. I love Ninja 3, but Revenge of the Ninja is my personal favourite, albeit lacking in Lucinda Dickey and ninja exorcism. Edit: Just to say that my favourite Cannon Films' hot babe is Mathilda May in Lifeforce. Mathilda May's bod is rocking and she was very nude in Lifeforce. Cannon had a real knack for getting hot chicks nude. That's one of the big reasons why Cannon was the best. And yeah, The whole Ninja Trilogy is obligatory. So is the American Ninja series with Dudikoff. For some reason the second one sits in a mental blindspot for me. Maybe because the first one was personally handled by the man himself, Menahem Golan, and the third had Lucinda Dickey. This thread has been inspiring me to have a Cannon weekend. I've watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Cyborg, Over The Top, Delta Force, and Bloodsport so far. Well American Ninja was supposed to be discussed during a Film Week... many moons ago. |
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Post by Cervantes on Dec 9, 2017 23:38:16 GMT
scipioafricanus - That's true! We talk about it so much that I forgotten we never elected it "Film of the Week"! Dan E. Kool, get your ass here and fix this right NOW!
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Post by cobretti on Dec 9, 2017 23:56:04 GMT
American Ninja is an easy 5.
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Post by scipioafricanus on Dec 10, 2017 0:01:47 GMT
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