Spirit Bomb
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Jul 13, 2018 0:33:02 GMT
Hi everyone. I just wanted to give an explanation as to why I haven't been posting on the Wind Squid boards for the last three days of so. I'm sure at least some people here have taken note of my absence since I'm one of the more active posters on this site. There are two major reasons for this:
1: I'm in the process of moving into a new apartment. My POS mother is kicking me out of the house and I'm frantically working on moving all my stuff into this apartment before the eviction goes into effect on July 25. The significance this has on my web life is that when I move into my new apartment, I won't have internet access for a while, so it may be quite some time before I am able to make a regular appearance again on these boards. It also means I'll have less free time to surf the web.
2: The internet at our house is down (and has been since Tuesday) because our roof is being repaired due to being damaged from a severe hail storm that happened this spring. The roofers had to take down our satellite dish so that's why we don't have internet right now. I was told it won't be fixed until this Friday (tomorrow) at the earliest.
It sucks because I was planning on posting a game developer discussion thread this previous Tuesday, only to realize that there was no internet. Oh well. Guess it'll have to wait until next week.
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jul 13, 2018 0:41:24 GMT
Tell that fucking bitch to chill her ass out. But seriously, good luck on your move. Circumstances aside, its always nice when you get out on your own. Now you get to be naked any time you want. You can lay raunchy farts free of embarrassment. Its pretty fun!
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jul 13, 2018 0:43:15 GMT
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Jul 13, 2018 1:28:42 GMT
I don't think any comment I make can top what cobretti said (or a Lando gif, for that matter). Good luck on whatever life brings your way, Maestro! My time living on my own was quite awesome, I hope you can also enjoy it. |
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stratogustav
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Post by stratogustav on Jul 13, 2018 4:59:05 GMT
Yeah man, adventure. Enjoy!
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jul 13, 2018 21:46:13 GMT
Buddy, now that you're getting your own place, let me give you some practical tips for living on your lonesome.
Get paper plates and plastic cups. Doing dishes is a drag.
Your neighbors are going to be fucking assholes. Seriously, fuck them.
Keep the place clean. Women aren't going to let you eat their pussies if your place is a slob house.
Eating ass is disgusting. I know its all the rage now but don't do it. Eating pussy rules, though. If you can master the art of eating pussy then you're going to be a mack daddy for life.
Don't pay for cable. Cable is a rip off. Besides, once you get internet, then you can access free porno and why would you watch cable when you can watch free porno?
Get a Costco membership. They have these cheap big ass muffins and they are the best. They also have these massive take and bake pizzas that are tight ass, too. But they load those things down with excess pepperonis. I usually take half of them off and use them in sandwiches.
Make sure you tell your neighbors straight away to suck your fucking dick. That way they know that you're not to be trifled with and they'll back the fuck off.
Keep your cat on the down low. They usually make you pay a bullshit deposit and make you get it declawed. Move it in the middle of the night when no one will see it.
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jul 13, 2018 22:20:55 GMT
Buddy, now that you're getting your own place, let me give you some practical tips for living on your lonesome. Get paper plates and plastic cups. Doing dishes is a drag. Your neighbors are going to be fucking assholes. Seriously, fuck them. Keep the place clean. Women aren't going to let you eat their pussies if your place is a slob house. Eating ass is disgusting. I know its all the rage now but don't do it. Eating pussy rules, though. If you can master the art of eating pussy then you're going to be a mack daddy for life. Don't pay for cable. Cable is a rip off. Besides, once you get internet, then you can access free porno and why would you watch cable when you can watch free porno? Get a Costco membership. They have these cheap big ass muffins and they are the best. They also have these massive take and bake pizzas that are tight ass, too. But they load those things down with excess pepperonis. I usually take half of them off and use them in sandwiches. Make sure you tell your neighbors straight away to suck your fucking dick. That way they know that you're not to be trifled with and they'll back the fuck off. Keep your cat on the down low. They usually make you pay a bullshit deposit and make you get it declawed. Move it in the middle of the night when no one will see it.  |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jul 14, 2018 4:24:32 GMT
Buddy, now that you're getting your own place, let me give you some practical tips for living on your lonesome. Get paper plates and plastic cups. Doing dishes is a drag. Your neighbors are going to be fucking assholes. Seriously, fuck them. Keep the place clean. Women aren't going to let you eat their pussies if your place is a slob house. Eating ass is disgusting. I know its all the rage now but don't do it. Eating pussy rules, though. If you can master the art of eating pussy then you're going to be a mack daddy for life. Don't pay for cable. Cable is a rip off. Besides, once you get internet, then you can access free porno and why would you watch cable when you can watch free porno? Get a Costco membership. They have these cheap big ass muffins and they are the best. They also have these massive take and bake pizzas that are tight ass, too. But they load those things down with excess pepperonis. I usually take half of them off and use them in sandwiches. Make sure you tell your neighbors straight away to suck your fucking dick. That way they know that you're not to be trifled with and they'll back the fuck off. Keep your cat on the down low. They usually make you pay a bullshit deposit and make you get it declawed. Move it in the middle of the night when no one will see it. So good, but I doubt The Maestro would agree with every point. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jul 14, 2018 9:37:19 GMT
Buddy, now that you're getting your own place, let me give you some practical tips for living on your lonesome. Get paper plates and plastic cups. Doing dishes is a drag. Your neighbors are going to be fucking assholes. Seriously, fuck them. Keep the place clean. Women aren't going to let you eat their pussies if your place is a slob house. Eating ass is disgusting. I know its all the rage now but don't do it. Eating pussy rules, though. If you can master the art of eating pussy then you're going to be a mack daddy for life. Don't pay for cable. Cable is a rip off. Besides, once you get internet, then you can access free porno and why would you watch cable when you can watch free porno? Get a Costco membership. They have these cheap big ass muffins and they are the best. They also have these massive take and bake pizzas that are tight ass, too. But they load those things down with excess pepperonis. I usually take half of them off and use them in sandwiches. Make sure you tell your neighbors straight away to suck your fucking dick. That way they know that you're not to be trifled with and they'll back the fuck off. Keep your cat on the down low. They usually make you pay a bullshit deposit and make you get it declawed. Move it in the middle of the night when no one will see it. So good, but I doubt The Maestro would agree with every point. When he goes to eat ass and finds out it tastes like shit, he’ll know I’m right. |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jul 14, 2018 9:55:10 GMT
So good, but I doubt The Maestro would agree with every point. When he goes to eat ass and finds out it tastes like shit, he’ll know I’m right. Not necessarily the point I was referring to, but you're probably right. |
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centipede
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Post by centipede on Jul 14, 2018 12:33:10 GMT
You'll live. You'll be able to eat what you want, when you want. Also, how do oyu go about your internet? Do you get it on a mobile device? Depending on how much of it you use, maybe all you need is a tethered network that runs on a SIM card.
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Spirit Bomb
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Jul 16, 2018 5:42:40 GMT
Alright, so as you've all probably noticed my internet is working again (has been since Friday afternoon). I just haven't been posting much, and have actually been feeling really depressed as well. I appreciate the comments though. Gonna start moving today so my presence will become spotty again. And like I said, the apartment won't have internet support right away, so I'll be posting even less once I'm there. centipede No I do not. I use a computer to browse. My only mobile device is my flip phone from 2011, so I can't access the web anywhere I want. |
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Jul 16, 2018 11:58:22 GMT
Eating ass is disgusting. I know its all the rage now but don't do it. Eating pussy rules, though. If you can master the art of eating pussy then you're going to be a mack daddy for life.  |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jul 16, 2018 16:52:11 GMT
Eating ass is disgusting. I know its all the rage now but don't do it. Eating pussy rules, though. If you can master the art of eating pussy then you're going to be a mack daddy for life. What is that cat doing. |
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Spirit Bomb
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Jul 18, 2018 9:34:06 GMT
Thanks for the pin. Not sure who did it, and it really wasn't necessary, but I'm still grateful.
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