cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jan 4, 2019 1:24:34 GMT
I've decided that I'm going to buy a moped or very small motor scooter for short trips. I'm so freaking tired of driving my disgustingly-inefficient SUV everywhere. By the way, are electric scooters a thing? If not they should be. Why do you even have a big shit kicking SUV anyway? Why not trade it in for a Smart or a Leaf or something? |
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centipede
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Post by centipede on Jan 4, 2019 9:40:38 GMT
Spirit Bomb does your SUV run on diesel? Could you get it to run on bio-diesel made from cooking oil?
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jan 4, 2019 11:17:04 GMT
Spirit Bomb does your SUV run on diesel? Could you get it to run on bio-diesel made from cooking oil? Those cars smell terrible. |
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centipede
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It was just one soy latte, I swear!
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Post by centipede on Jan 4, 2019 15:07:33 GMT
Spirit Bomb does your SUV run on diesel? Could you get it to run on bio-diesel made from cooking oil? Those cars smell terrible. I heard they smell like takeaway. Well, they can't be any worse than regular diesel. |
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jan 4, 2019 17:22:51 GMT
I've decided that I'm going to buy a moped or very small motor scooter for short trips. I'm so freaking tired of driving my disgustingly-inefficient SUV everywhere. By the way, are electric scooters a thing? If not they should be. Why do you even have a big shit kicking SUV anyway? Why not trade it in for a Smart or a Leaf or something? A Smart? A leaf?? Who are you and what the hell have you done with cobretti?! |
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jan 4, 2019 17:29:21 GMT
Why do you even have a big shit kicking SUV anyway? Why not trade it in for a Smart or a Leaf or something? A Smart? A leaf?? Who are you and what the hell have you done with cobretti ?! Yeah I was quite surprised myself. I thought he would have said something about getting an even bigger car to pick up some chicks. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jan 4, 2019 17:45:17 GMT
A Smart? A leaf?? Who are you and what the hell have you done with cobretti ?! Yeah I was quite surprised myself. I thought he would have said something about getting an even bigger car to pick up some chicks. Look, guys, if it was me, who’s a pimp daddy hustler top player, I’d say get a 1950 Monterey Coupe and roll in the mad puss, but our Maestro is a man of unwavering principles, so a Smart makes sense for him. I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those things. |
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Cervantes
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Post by Cervantes on Jan 4, 2019 18:30:02 GMT
Yeah I was quite surprised myself. I thought he would have said something about getting an even bigger car to pick up some chicks. Look, guys, if it was me, who’s a pimp daddy hustler top player, I’d say get a 1950 Monterey Coupe and roll in the mad puss, but our Maestro is a man of unwavering principles, so a Smart makes sense for him. I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those things. Ah, there it is. The galaxy is at peace again. |
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Post by winnersdontusedrugs on Jan 4, 2019 18:37:19 GMT
A Smart? A leaf?? Who are you and what the hell have you done with cobretti ?! I guess we have to call him soybretti now. |
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cobretti
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Post by cobretti on Jan 4, 2019 19:06:50 GMT
A Smart? A leaf?? Who are you and what the hell have you done with cobretti ?! I guess we have to call him soybretti now. Whoa now my friend I take offense to that. I am a pure alpha dog. |
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Dan E. Kool
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Post by Dan E. Kool on Jan 4, 2019 20:52:47 GMT
A Smart? A leaf?? Who are you and what the hell have you done with cobretti ?! Yeah I was quite surprised myself. It's especially surprising since cobretti drives such a bitchin 1950 Merc irl. |
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Spirit Bomb
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Post by Spirit Bomb on Jan 4, 2019 22:40:19 GMT
I've decided that I'm going to buy a moped or very small motor scooter for short trips. I'm so freaking tired of driving my disgustingly-inefficient SUV everywhere. By the way, are electric scooters a thing? If not they should be. Electric scooters exists, but they suck. They don't go fast enough to be practical. They can sort of replace a bicycle if you're not worried about looking like a jackass. I care only about mileage and efficiency, not speed. Remember, I'm a zeplin advocate, so I'm a very patient guy. I did a google search for electric scooters a few days ago but the only results I got were toy scooters designed for kids that didn't have sufficient battery lives (the same kind sold at retailers like Target and Walmart). Do you know of electric scooters that would suit the needs of an adult man like myself? |
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scipioafricanus
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Post by scipioafricanus on Jan 4, 2019 23:42:56 GMT
Electric scooters exists, but they suck. They don't go fast enough to be practical. They can sort of replace a bicycle if you're not worried about looking like a jackass. I care only about mileage and efficiency, not speed. Remember, I'm a zeplin advocate, so I'm a very patient guy. I did a google search for electric scooters a few days ago but the only results I got were toy scooters designed for kids that didn't have sufficient battery lives (the same kind sold at retailers like Target and Walmart). Do you know of electric scooters that would suit the needs of an adult man like myself? /719181#/ |
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Armored Core Raven
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Post by Armored Core Raven on Jan 4, 2019 23:50:29 GMT
Search for electric moped rather than electric scooter and you'll likely find more appropriate results.
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Balder
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Post by Balder on Jan 5, 2019 3:08:11 GMT
Electric scooters exists, but they suck. They don't go fast enough to be practical. They can sort of replace a bicycle if you're not worried about looking like a jackass. I care only about mileage and efficiency, not speed. Remember, I'm a zeplin advocate, so I'm a very patient guy. I did a google search for electric scooters a few days ago but the only results I got were toy scooters designed for kids that didn't have sufficient battery lives (the same kind sold at retailers like Target and Walmart). Do you know of electric scooters that would suit the needs of an adult man like myself? Those are the only ones I've seen. Some of them are more high end and can go up to 15 km/h, but you'll look like an idiot. |
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